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AB · 08-17-2020, 07:01 PM

Post quotes and funny lines from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Gina:

AB · 08-17-2020, 07:02 PM

Jake:

AB · 08-17-2020, 07:04 PM

Rosa & Gina:

AB · 08-18-2020, 04:16 PM

Rosa:

MA · 08-18-2020, 04:18 PM

Jake: You might wanna stand back for this, sir. It can get pretty intense.
Amy: [YELLING] All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Scully will fake a medical emergency.

Scully: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
Amy: Great. You call an ambulance and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. Of course, they can't take passengers, but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane in the interest of national security. The crop duster will land at an airstrip outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, arriving at 9:26. Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting with five minutes to spare. Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move!
Jake: I love her.

AB · 09-16-2020, 07:03 PM

Terry:

AB · 09-16-2020, 07:07 PM

A Terry quote:

AB · 10-21-2020, 04:49 PM

Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond.
Captain Ray Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

AB · 10-21-2020, 04:57 PM

Amy Santiago: "NYPD, freeze! We are work colleagues!"
Jake Peralta: "You're under arrest! This is a work event!"

MA · 10-23-2020, 07:15 PM

“I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” – Sergeant Jeffords

AB · 12-23-2020, 08:29 PM

Rosa: “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell."

MA · 01-31-2021, 06:52 AM

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

AB · 08-12-2021, 08:41 PM

Jake:

AB · 08-19-2021, 08:08 PM

Jake Peralta:

AB · 08-19-2021, 08:15 PM

Jake:

08-17-2020, 07:01 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes and Lines Post quotes and funny lines from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Gina: Attached Images

08-17-2020, 07:02 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jake: Attached Images

08-17-2020, 07:04 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Rosa & Gina: Attached Images

08-18-2020, 04:16 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Rosa: Attached Images

08-18-2020, 04:18 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Jake: You might wanna stand back for this, sir. It can get pretty intense. Amy: [YELLING] All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Scully will fake a medical emergency. Scully: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one. Amy: Great. You call an ambulance and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. Of course, they can't take passengers, but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane in the interest of national security. The crop duster will land at an airstrip outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, arriving at 9:26. Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting with five minutes to spare. Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move! Jake: I love her.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

09-16-2020, 07:03 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Terry: Attached Images

09-16-2020, 07:07 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Terry quote: Attached Images

10-21-2020, 04:49 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond. Captain Ray Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat. Attached Images

10-21-2020, 04:57 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Amy Santiago: "NYPD, freeze! We are work colleagues!" Jake Peralta: "You're under arrest! This is a work event!" Attached Images

10-23-2020, 07:15 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	“I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” – Sergeant Jeffords

12-23-2020, 08:29 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Rosa: “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell." Attached Images

01-31-2021, 06:52 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

08-12-2021, 08:41 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jake: Attached Images

08-19-2021, 08:08 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jake Peralta: Attached Images

08-19-2021, 08:15 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jake: Attached Images