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RetroGuy2000 · 08-12-2020, 03:36 PM

Felice: I had plenty of lines in this episode!

OH Nuts! · 08-12-2020, 04:41 PM

Jo: I just love bring a girlie girl!

80s Dude · 08-12-2020, 04:58 PM

Blair: I am going to the "Save the whales" rally instead of Bloomingdales.

RetroGuy2000 · 08-12-2020, 05:03 PM

Good ones!

80s Dude · 08-12-2020, 06:42 PM

Mr: Bradley: "Edna, you are right. What the hell was I thinking?"

valentina warner · 08-12-2020, 06:59 PM

BLAIR: i am poor now (daddy gambled all his money) but who cares?????

JO: i have decided to become a beautician after graduation.

NATALIE: i have a something to announce.... I am a lesbian!!!!!

TOOTIE: i'm going into politics!!!! I've decided to be the next president of the UNITED STATES!

NANCY: i want to be the next mother Teresa.... I want to become a nun!!!!!

SUE ANN: i'm going to be an astronaut and fly into space!!!!

CINDY: I became a millionaire overnight!!!!! I married a prince and now i'm the new princess of Monaco!!!!!

MOLLY: after giving birth to 5 children, i think it is only fair for me to do only house chores. My husband can got to work instead.

And lastly,

MRS G: i have an announcement to make.... I work as a stripper in a night club!!!!!

What do you think of it, Retro?

80s Dude · 08-12-2020, 07:54 PM

Beverly Ann: "I can't think of any long stories to tell."

Natalie: "People who laugh at their own jokes get on my nerves."

Impressions · 08-12-2020, 08:26 PM

Blair: "I've ran out of brilliant ideas."
Tootie: "Forget Jermaine Jackson. Michael Jackson is my idol."
Jo: "I have no idea how to fix this motorcycle!"
Natalie: "I'd rather be a skinny pencil than a happy magic marker."
Mrs. G: "I've decided to use my advice giving gifts and become a sex therapist."
Andy: "I'm gay!"
Beverly Ann: "I took a solemn oath to my husband to never get divorced!"
Cindy: "I was voted the least athletic this year!"
Sue Ann: "I got the highest IQ score this year! Guess what? I'm joining MENSA!"
Nancy: "Roger can go to hell."
Molly: "Women's place is in the home!"
Pippa: "I'm not really from Australia. That was a fake accent I was pulling on you guys."
George: "I'm actually a big movie star."

Lorimar Television · 08-12-2020, 10:07 PM

Blair: Sue Ann, I would never make fun of your backside

RetroGuy2000 · 08-12-2020, 10:38 PM

Oh my gosh, guys. These are ALL great!

But my favorite is:

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Originally Posted by Impressions

Molly: "Women's place is in the home!"

80s Dude · 08-13-2020, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Oh my gosh, guys. These are ALL great!

But my favorite is:

I can't see neither Molly Parker nor Molly Ringwald ever saying that.

OH Nuts! · 08-13-2020, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 80s Dude

I can't see neither Molly Parker nor Molly Ringwald ever saying that.

Blair: Let’s go shopping for dresses at KMart.

RetroGuy2000 · 08-13-2020, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Blair: Let’s go shopping for dresses at KMart.

Haha! Never happen.

OH Nuts! · 08-13-2020, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Haha! Never happen.

You got that right. Even Bergdoff’s would be slumming for Blair!

FOL-FAN-ITA · 08-14-2020, 03:45 AM

Mr. Parker: Edna, I give you a pay raise

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valentina warner Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 31, 2020 Location: The Uk Posts: 3,154	BLAIR: i am poor now (daddy gambled all his money) but who cares????? JO: i have decided to become a beautician after graduation. NATALIE: i have a something to announce.... I am a lesbian!!!!! TOOTIE: i'm going into politics!!!! I've decided to be the next president of the UNITED STATES! NANCY: i want to be the next mother Teresa.... I want to become a nun!!!!! SUE ANN: i'm going to be an astronaut and fly into space!!!! CINDY: I became a millionaire overnight!!!!! I married a prince and now i'm the new princess of Monaco!!!!! MOLLY: after giving birth to 5 children, i think it is only fair for me to do only house chores. My husband can got to work instead. And lastly, MRS G: i have an announcement to make.... I work as a stripper in a night club!!!!! What do you think of it, Retro?

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