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Brian Damage · 07-01-2002, 06:58 PM

Who do you think is the smartest one at Cheers? Before you answer, let me give you some names and why they may be the smartest:

1. Frasier
2. Lillith } These are the obvious ones
3. Diane

4. Sam- His looks alone couldn't get the sophisticated Diane or the saavy Rebecca. He needed to outsmart them and wear them down.

5. Woody- He married the richest girl in town, plus became a councilman of Boston.

6. Cliff- The Jedi Master of useless trivia.

7. Norm- the guy never works, yet, he's always at Cheers and The Hungry Heifer.

Who do you think is the overall smartest?

Sara Micelli · 07-01-2002, 07:23 PM

I can't tell you who is the smartest because you made some excellent points. I can tell you that based on the information you have gathered I think they were all very smart in their own ways.

If you are talking about book smart I would probably choose Frasier. If you are talking about life smart I would have to say Woody.

Central Perk · 07-01-2002, 08:03 PM

Lilith and Frasier, its a tie...for me its always a tie with them.

Samsgirl xo · 07-01-2002, 09:48 PM

i have to say carla..NOT book smart. .but being a smart ass... shes quick with the comebacks .. and evil! i like evil! and she has common sense..

if ur talking about book smart, lily & Fras..

HuskerOne · 07-01-2002, 10:28 PM

Norm because he leaves his wife at home

Samsgirl xo · 07-01-2002, 11:00 PM

LOLOL HuskerOne

Dr. Lilith Sternin · 07-01-2002, 11:54 PM

Well, Lilith is definitely the most knowledgeable, with Frasier and Diane following.

However, knowledge doesn't neccassarily mean they're smarter than everyone else. They've just applied their brains unlike the rest.

That aside, I do believe that Lilith is brilliant... I'm sure her IQ exceeds anyone elses at the bar.

Brian Damage · 07-02-2002, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsgirl xo
i have to say carla..NOT book smart. .but being a smart ass... shes quick with the comebacks .. and evil! i like evil! and she has common sense..

if ur talking about book smart, lily & Fras..

The reason I left Carla of the list is because even though she may appear to be street smart, she doesn't know the meaning of birth control. 8 kids and 3 fathers! Not too bright. She always seems to latch on to bad men.

Samsgirl xo · 07-03-2002, 07:18 PM

LoL no she doesnt.. i mean during indian summer they had to keep her locked up in sams office! lol

Janice · 07-05-2002, 07:21 PM

Frasier, Lilith and Diane were the smartest in an academic sense, yet I think Sam was the most 'life smart'.

07-01-2002, 06:58 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Who's the smartest one at the bar? Who do you think is the smartest one at Cheers? Before you answer, let me give you some names and why they may be the smartest: 1. Frasier 2. Lillith } These are the obvious ones 3. Diane 4. Sam- His looks alone couldn't get the sophisticated Diane or the saavy Rebecca. He needed to outsmart them and wear them down. 5. Woody- He married the richest girl in town, plus became a councilman of Boston. 6. Cliff- The Jedi Master of useless trivia. 7. Norm- the guy never works, yet, he's always at Cheers and The Hungry Heifer. Who do you think is the overall smartest?
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07-01-2002, 11:54 PM	#7
Dr. Lilith Sternin Ice Cube in Heels Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 31, 2002 Posts: 523	Well, Lilith is definitely the most knowledgeable, with Frasier and Diane following. However, knowledge doesn't neccassarily mean they're smarter than everyone else. They've just applied their brains unlike the rest. That aside, I do believe that Lilith is brilliant... I'm sure her IQ exceeds anyone elses at the bar.
	__________________ "Musical theatre -- it's totally American and when it's good, it's like nothing else." ~Bebe Neuwirth </center> Lilith: I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomolies, and concluded that you are the best biological choice. Frasier: I see. Well, enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'. Lilith: Frasier, don't misunderstand. I'm not proposing any change in our relationship. Frasier: Would we sleep together? Lilith: I thought we'd freeze your sperm. Frasier: Is that a yes or a no? Lilith: Natural fertilization isn't practical. I'd have to fly to Seattle every time I ovulate. Frasier: Right, okay. So then, your plan is for me to visit some local doctor, freeze my essence, and then bring it home with you. Lilith: Correct. I'll take mine to go! Last edited by Dr. Lilith Sternin; 07-02-2002 at 10:51 PM.

07-01-2002, 07:23 PM	#2
Sara Micelli Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 3,122	I can't tell you who is the smartest because you made some excellent points. I can tell you that based on the information you have gathered I think they were all very smart in their own ways. If you are talking about book smart I would probably choose Frasier. If you are talking about life smart I would have to say Woody.

07-01-2002, 08:03 PM	#3
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Lilith and Frasier, its a tie...for me its always a tie with them.

07-01-2002, 09:48 PM	#4
Samsgirl xo I luv my hitachi vcr Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 14, 2002 Posts: 761	i have to say carla..NOT book smart. .but being a smart ass... shes quick with the comebacks .. and evil! i like evil! and she has common sense.. if ur talking about book smart, lily & Fras..

07-01-2002, 10:28 PM	#5
HuskerOne Hire Coach Pelini Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 16, 2001 Location: Lower Salem, OHIO Posts: 38	Norm because he leaves his wife at home

07-01-2002, 11:00 PM	#6
Samsgirl xo I luv my hitachi vcr Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 14, 2002 Posts: 761	LOLOL HuskerOne

07-03-2002, 07:18 PM	#9
Samsgirl xo I luv my hitachi vcr Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 14, 2002 Posts: 761	LoL no she doesnt.. i mean during indian summer they had to keep her locked up in sams office! lol

07-05-2002, 07:21 PM	#10
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Frasier, Lilith and Diane were the smartest in an academic sense, yet I think Sam was the most 'life smart'.