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NMK_GG_FAN · 07-01-2002, 12:00 PM

It's been awhile since we've done this, and I thought it was loads of fun...lets start again!!

heres one

Raina-...India Arie concert

Cap-goooood

[stare..burst out laughing}

Cap-haha sorry sorry Let's do that over

Jinny-They are a bunch of Teddy's

Cap-uhh nancy your suppose to say they're a bunch of Tommy's

Nancy-haha yea sorry

Cap-we can see whose on your mind..haha

Director-Cut

they're bad, but im sure u guys can come up with good ones!

TeddyisMINE!!!! · 07-01-2002, 04:16 PM

those were funny! okey dokey,here's my stab at it,probably
gonna suck,though.....

*Made up Scene*

Nancy: Hey,Nora

Nora: Hey,Inspector

Lisa:how long he been dead?

Nora:any where from 6 to 12 hours,as far as I can tell now

Lisa: *neals down to get a closer look*

Dude laying on the ground: *grabs Lisa * Boo!!

Lisa: *screams, looses her balance & falls on him*

Nancy: *cracks up8 I couldn't have done it better myself!! *helps the dude up*

dude: thankyou,thank you *bows* my forty bucks please?

Nancy: here ya go *pays the dude*

Director: Cut!Nancy! damn it,will ya stop with the pranks,wher on a schedule her! *starts laughing*

Nancy: *still laughing* I'm sorry it was just too good to pass up!

tell me what cha think

JDS84 · 07-01-2002, 07:20 PM

I thought they were both funny.

Jinny Girl · 07-01-2002, 10:38 PM

moo

NMK_GG_FAN · 07-01-2002, 10:44 PM

Heres more~!

(not from any paticular Episode)

Cd-{kidding}u want some of me (draws her fist)

Nate-actually I do

cd-uh...thats not in the script

Nate-uh...its not...oops sorry

that was stupid sorry

Jinny_JoFan · 07-01-2002, 10:52 PM

lol here

bonnie: *sitting at her desk at end of episode*

jinny: * walks in cracking up, and points to bonnie* hehe..
SHE JUST FARTED

GIRLS giving Mag pre/ wedding presents.. skip to kate

magda: woohoo.. cap thanx

kate: *looks around with grin on her face* what? i stained
them, so i figured i give it to her.. something new rite.?

jinny, cd, mag and raina: *stop grinning*

lol gross.. i know

Ewan's My Man · 07-02-2002, 12:48 PM

Those are good!! I'm not even gonna attempt at writing one...

Jinny Girl · 07-02-2002, 02:23 PM

*any scene*

Jinny: *standing outside of stall in bafroom and mags in there* Hurry up mag, we have to go now!

Magda: I'm trying Jinny, the zippers stuck!

Jinny: *walkes towards door so she can either help or get magda to go faster.*

Magda: GOT IT! *opens door and hits Jinny in face.*

Jinny: *falls backwards and trips over bench, and hits head on lockers.* Lisa you... MORON.

Magda:... Can we do that over?

NMK_GG_FAN · 07-02-2002, 05:11 PM

That was great!

Heres another one

Mag-It's the first time..you know he saw me

Jinny-hahahahahaha

Mag-its not funny jin

Jinny-hahahahaha

Mag-Nancy say ur line

Jinny-hahah I cant hahahaha

Mag-I no it is funny haha

(both have tears forming in their eyes)

Director-Nancy and Lisa if you cant act like mature adults then we wont do this scene

Nancy-haha sorry sorry

Director- Just hope this behavior doesnt happen when YOU direct full moon!! Now let's start over

kinda sucked but oh well...I took a chance!

EwansGirl · 07-09-2002, 09:17 PM

ok im gonna try...

Mag&Jinny: *walking toward dead body*
Manager Lady: *tries to catch up with them but hit a laundry cart and rolls into them instead, knocking the two women off their feet*

*they land on the body*

Nancy: does it have to be so bloody? *sits up*
Lisa: *glares at manager lady*
ManagerLady: what? I tripped.
Body: GET OFF ME!!!

Swimfan85 · 07-09-2002, 11:18 PM

Jinny: Look buddy I have PMS and a *trys to get her gun buts its missing* not a gun but PMS IS MORE POWERFUL THEN ANY GUN!...
*fishes through the trash looking for the gun* O hey I found my lucky tube sock

Director: CUT! TAKE 200000000000000000000000000000

TeddyisMINE!!!! · 07-10-2002, 11:17 AM

Hehe,these are hilarious,I'm gonna do some more........

*intervention*

John Jr: Sure she drinks ! She drinks like fish! Who doesn't.....
*Cracks up*

Director: Cut!! Nancy stop making fish faces,please.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Red ridinghood scene*

Nancy: Once opon a time there was a cop named Little Red,Little Red did patrol in the hood wich is a really funky part of town....

Ben: Whats funky?

Nancy: Um...uh..nasty.Anyways....anyways.... damn! whats my line?!

Ben: Nancy! Lisa, Nancy said a bad word!

Lisa: Nancy,watch your mouth.

Director: Cut!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Jinny/Cap moment in the episode where Jin shot the cop*

Bonnie: You're here late.

Nancy: Yeah I had a uh... *walks into office,trips and falls flat on her face*

Bonnie: *rushes over to her* Are you ok?!

Nancy: my nose hurts.

Bonnie: *Cracks up*

Nancy: Shut up,and help me up!

Bonnie: Yes sir! *helps her up*

Director: Cut! *laughing* Nancy are you ok?

tdluver · 07-10-2002, 11:53 AM

NMK_GG_FAN · 07-11-2002, 12:33 AM

heres one

Jinny-can we give this another chance?
Teddy-I duno it's it's too damn hard
jnny-life is hard
teddy-no u make it hard..[silence] ur soo beautiful
jinny-huh?..ur not suppose to say that
jay-really? {laughs} sorry just thinking out loud
nancy-so u think im pretty huh?
jay-would u like to go out after taping
nancy-sure

director-what in the heck are you too DOING?..lets get bck to our jobs please?

jay-sry
nancy-sry

80skid · 07-11-2002, 11:00 PM

Okay, I'm going to try this...

Jinny: Do you remember taking your first drink?
John: Actually I do, me and my buddies, we stole a six pack, and we drank behind the corner store. We threw up all over the place.
Nancy: Eww! That's gross!
Director: Nancy, that's not in the script.
Nancy: But it's GROSS!
Director: Cut. Take 6.

Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night?
Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean.
Teddy: Come on, Jinny.
Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress.
Teddy: You did?
Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it.
Jay: What do you mean, you're not going to wear anything?
*Nancy cracks up.*
Jay: Wait... that's not my line. Can we start over?

07-01-2002, 12:00 PM	#1
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	Let's start again..Division made up Bloopers!!!! It's been awhile since we've done this, and I thought it was loads of fun...lets start again!! heres one Raina-...India Arie concert Cap-goooood [stare..burst out laughing} Cap-haha sorry sorry Let's do that over Jinny-They are a bunch of Teddy's Cap-uhh nancy your suppose to say they're a bunch of Tommy's Nancy-haha yea sorry Cap-we can see whose on your mind..haha Director-Cut they're bad, but im sure u guys can come up with good ones!

07-01-2002, 04:16 PM	#2
TeddyisMINE!!!! Crazed Nancy Fan!!!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 496	those were funny! okey dokey,here's my stab at it,probably gonna suck,though..... Made up Scene Nancy: Hey,Nora Nora: Hey,Inspector Lisa:how long he been dead? Nora:any where from 6 to 12 hours,as far as I can tell now Lisa: neals down to get a closer look Dude laying on the ground: grabs Lisa Boo!! Lisa: screams, looses her balance & falls on him Nancy: cracks up8 I couldn't have done it better myself!! helps the dude up* dude: thankyou,thank you bows my forty bucks please? Nancy: here ya go pays the dude Director: Cut!Nancy! damn it,will ya stop with the pranks,wher on a schedule her! starts laughing Nancy: still laughing I'm sorry it was just too good to pass up! tell me what cha think
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07-01-2002, 07:20 PM	#3
JDS84 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 11, 2001 Location: My Old Kentucky Home Posts: 3,377	I thought they were both funny.
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07-01-2002, 10:38 PM	#4
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07-01-2002, 10:52 PM	#6
Jinny_JoFan TD~FOL~ Senior Fan Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 89	lol here bonnie: sitting at her desk at end of episode jinny: * walks in cracking up, and points to bonnie* hehe.. SHE JUST FARTED GIRLS giving Mag pre/ wedding presents.. skip to kate magda: woohoo.. cap thanx kate: looks around with grin on her face what? i stained them, so i figured i give it to her.. something new rite.? jinny, cd, mag and raina: stop grinning lol gross.. i know
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07-01-2002, 10:44 PM	#5
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	Heres more~! (not from any paticular Episode) Cd-{kidding}u want some of me (draws her fist) Nate-actually I do cd-uh...thats not in the script Nate-uh...its not...oops sorry that was stupid sorry

07-02-2002, 12:48 PM	#7
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07-02-2002, 02:23 PM	#8
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	any scene Jinny: standing outside of stall in bafroom and mags in there Hurry up mag, we have to go now! Magda: I'm trying Jinny, the zippers stuck! Jinny: walkes towards door so she can either help or get magda to go faster. Magda: GOT IT! opens door and hits Jinny in face. Jinny: falls backwards and trips over bench, and hits head on lockers. Lisa you... MORON. Magda:... Can we do that over?

07-02-2002, 05:11 PM	#9
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	That was great! Heres another one Mag-It's the first time..you know he saw me Jinny-hahahahahaha Mag-its not funny jin Jinny-hahahahaha Mag-Nancy say ur line Jinny-hahah I cant hahahaha Mag-I no it is funny haha (both have tears forming in their eyes) Director-Nancy and Lisa if you cant act like mature adults then we wont do this scene Nancy-haha sorry sorry Director- Just hope this behavior doesnt happen when YOU direct full moon!! Now let's start over kinda sucked but oh well...I took a chance!

07-09-2002, 09:17 PM	#10
EwansGirl Ewan Lover Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 Location: With Ewan McGregor (haha I wish) Posts: 110	ok im gonna try... Mag&Jinny: walking toward dead body Manager Lady: tries to catch up with them but hit a laundry cart and rolls into them instead, knocking the two women off their feet they land on the body Nancy: does it have to be so bloody? sits up Lisa: glares at manager lady ManagerLady: what? I tripped. Body: GET OFF ME!!!
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07-09-2002, 11:18 PM	#11
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	Jinny: Look buddy I have PMS and a trys to get her gun buts its missing not a gun but PMS IS MORE POWERFUL THEN ANY GUN!... fishes through the trash looking for the gun O hey I found my lucky tube sock Director: CUT! TAKE 200000000000000000000000000000

07-10-2002, 11:17 AM	#12
TeddyisMINE!!!! Crazed Nancy Fan!!!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 496	Hehe,these are hilarious,I'm gonna do some more........ intervention John Jr: Sure she drinks ! She drinks like fish! Who doesn't..... Cracks up Director: Cut!! Nancy stop making fish faces,please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Red ridinghood scene Nancy: Once opon a time there was a cop named Little Red,Little Red did patrol in the hood wich is a really funky part of town.... Ben: Whats funky? Nancy: Um...uh..nasty.Anyways....anyways.... damn! whats my line?! Ben: Nancy! Lisa, Nancy said a bad word! Lisa: Nancy,watch your mouth. Director: Cut!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jinny/Cap moment in the episode where Jin shot the cop Bonnie: You're here late. Nancy: Yeah I had a uh... walks into office,trips and falls flat on her face Bonnie: rushes over to her Are you ok?! Nancy: my nose hurts. Bonnie: Cracks up Nancy: Shut up,and help me up! Bonnie: Yes sir! helps her up Director: Cut! laughing Nancy are you ok?

07-10-2002, 11:53 AM	#13
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07-11-2002, 12:33 AM	#14
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	heres one Jinny-can we give this another chance? Teddy-I duno it's it's too damn hard jnny-life is hard teddy-no u make it hard..[silence] ur soo beautiful jinny-huh?..ur not suppose to say that jay-really? {laughs} sorry just thinking out loud nancy-so u think im pretty huh? jay-would u like to go out after taping nancy-sure director-what in the heck are you too DOING?..lets get bck to our jobs please? jay-sry nancy-sry

07-11-2002, 11:00 PM	#15
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	Okay, I'm going to try this... Jinny: Do you remember taking your first drink? John: Actually I do, me and my buddies, we stole a six pack, and we drank behind the corner store. We threw up all over the place. Nancy: Eww! That's gross! Director: Nancy, that's not in the script. Nancy: But it's GROSS! Director: Cut. Take 6. Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night? Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean. Teddy: Come on, Jinny. Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress. Teddy: You did? Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it. Jay: What do you mean, you're not going to wear anything? Nancy cracks up. Jay: Wait... that's not my line. Can we start over?
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