Lines you won't hear the TC characters say... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Blair85 · 07-01-2002, 12:45 AM

I saw this post in the Facts of LIfe message board & I thought it would be fun to try here.

Here's some lines u wouldn't hear the TC people say-

Jack- "Well girls, actually I knew that it wasn't a big misunderstanding after all...I just didn't want to say anything."

Janet- "Man, Larry & Mr. Furley are sooo sexy!"

Chrissy- " I was the class valedictorian at my high school."

Mrs. Roper- "Not tonight Stanley. I have a headache."

Mr. Furley- "I think my outfit is a bit too flashy..."

OK, now everybody else, please post some more!

FOLrocks1 · 07-01-2002, 03:59 PM

Larry: i'm sick of girls!

Mr. Roper: Let's go into the bedroom, Helen!!

Ziggy · 07-01-2002, 10:16 PM

Jack - "I know you're in the mood for love tonight girls, but I'd rather keep our relationship strictly platonic."

Chrissy - "Do you think Heideger is really an existentialist or does he just claim to be? And what about Nietche's idea of the superman?"

Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper - "Jack, you know I'd let you live here with two girls even if you weren't gay."

-*Forever*- · 07-03-2002, 11:47 PM

Janet: Come on Jack, into the bedroom!!

I'm dead, can't think of more.

Montana Ponine · 07-04-2002, 11:51 AM

Chrissy: "2 times 2 is 4, you know."

Larry: "Girls? Pshaw. Who needs 'em?"

Funny topic, btw!!

JT · 07-04-2002, 04:44 PM

Janet: Let's go into the kitchen and start cooking, Jack.

Chrissy: My real father is the Professor from Gilligan's Island!

Mrs. Roper: Stanley kept me all night!

Mr. Furley: I want a pet dog just like my brother's!

Larry: I'm gonna become a monk.

Jack: Girls, I think I'll watch Name That Tune right now. We can take a shower together at another time.

Lana: Forget Jack! Ralph is my big daddy!

Mr. Angelino: Your late with the rent, Tripper? I'll give you a loan then.

17Mar59 · 07-05-2002, 11:40 PM

Jack:Let's face it girls,I can't cook worth beans!

Janet:Aaachoo!!!Durn allergies!I shoulda listen to my parents
and joined the Marine Corps instead of being a florist!

Chrissy:Have you ever considered the resemblance of Gilligan's
Island to the satirical work of Rablaise and Swift?

Cindy:I hate UCLA,I'm gonna transfer to the University of Washington!

Terri:Nursing school?Nah,I got all that information from sitting
on the couch and watching Emergency!

Stanley:Helen,I have an idea,let's sell the tv and get a new
car and move to the country!

Helen:This is too much!

Mr.Furley:Guess what?I just was voted the sexiest man in LA!

Czas na Zywiec · 07-06-2002, 12:56 PM

If you're easily offended, don't read. It's all in good fun, and I don't mean any of it! Read the title of the post.

Jack: Hey Furley, how about we crack open a bottle of Jack Daniels in your apartment and get wild!

Janet: I feel like I could just streak the streets of Santa Monica!

Chrissy: Hey everyone, I just won 20 grand on Jeopordy!
Janet: Who did you sleep with? The producer? The director?
Jack: Alex Trebeck!?!?!?
Chrissy: No one. I used my brain!

Thta's all I can think of for now. More later!

07-01-2002, 12:45 AM	#1
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	Lines you won't hear the TC characters say... I saw this post in the Facts of LIfe message board & I thought it would be fun to try here. Here's some lines u wouldn't hear the TC people say- Jack- "Well girls, actually I knew that it wasn't a big misunderstanding after all...I just didn't want to say anything." Janet- "Man, Larry & Mr. Furley are sooo sexy!" Chrissy- " I was the class valedictorian at my high school." Mrs. Roper- "Not tonight Stanley. I have a headache." Mr. Furley- "I think my outfit is a bit too flashy..." OK, now everybody else, please post some more!

07-01-2002, 03:59 PM	#2
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	Larry: i'm sick of girls! Mr. Roper: Let's go into the bedroom, Helen!!
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07-03-2002, 11:47 PM	#4
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07-06-2002, 12:56 PM	#8
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	If you're easily offended, don't read. It's all in good fun, and I don't mean any of it! Read the title of the post. Jack: Hey Furley, how about we crack open a bottle of Jack Daniels in your apartment and get wild! Janet: I feel like I could just streak the streets of Santa Monica! Chrissy: Hey everyone, I just won 20 grand on Jeopordy! Janet: Who did you sleep with? The producer? The director? Jack: Alex Trebeck!?!?!? Chrissy: No one. I used my brain! Thta's all I can think of for now. More later!
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07-01-2002, 10:16 PM	#3
Ziggy Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 21, 2002 Posts: 147	Jack - "I know you're in the mood for love tonight girls, but I'd rather keep our relationship strictly platonic." Chrissy - "Do you think Heideger is really an existentialist or does he just claim to be? And what about Nietche's idea of the superman?" Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper - "Jack, you know I'd let you live here with two girls even if you weren't gay."

07-04-2002, 11:51 AM	#5
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	Chrissy: "2 times 2 is 4, you know." Larry: "Girls? Pshaw. Who needs 'em?" Funny topic, btw!!

07-04-2002, 04:44 PM	#6
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Janet: Let's go into the kitchen and start cooking, Jack. Chrissy: My real father is the Professor from Gilligan's Island! Mrs. Roper: Stanley kept me all night! Mr. Furley: I want a pet dog just like my brother's! Larry: I'm gonna become a monk. Jack: Girls, I think I'll watch Name That Tune right now. We can take a shower together at another time. Lana: Forget Jack! Ralph is my big daddy! Mr. Angelino: Your late with the rent, Tripper? I'll give you a loan then.

07-05-2002, 11:40 PM	#7
17Mar59 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2002 Location: washington state Posts: 475	Jack:Let's face it girls,I can't cook worth beans! Janet:Aaachoo!!!Durn allergies!I shoulda listen to my parents and joined the Marine Corps instead of being a florist! Chrissy:Have you ever considered the resemblance of Gilligan's Island to the satirical work of Rablaise and Swift? Cindy:I hate UCLA,I'm gonna transfer to the University of Washington! Terri:Nursing school?Nah,I got all that information from sitting on the couch and watching Emergency! Stanley:Helen,I have an idea,let's sell the tv and get a new car and move to the country! Helen:This is too much! Mr.Furley:Guess what?I just was voted the sexiest man in LA!