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07-17-2020, 04:05 PM
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Things You’d Never Hear On The Andy Griffith Show
Andy to Barney: shut up, you idiot!
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07-18-2020, 11:25 AM
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Andy to Helen: You drive me nuts, Woman!
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07-18-2020, 01:07 PM
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Andy to Aunt Bee: Your cooking stinks!
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07-19-2020, 11:24 AM
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Aunt Bee to Andy and Opie: Get your own meals, you lazy bums! I'm a women's libber!
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07-19-2020, 11:31 AM
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Otis Kimball: I’m gonna join AA!
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07-19-2020, 01:05 PM
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Andy: Helen, I'm sick of your whining and sulking so I'm dumping you and seeking out Ellie to beg her forgiveness!
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07-19-2020, 01:06 PM
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Barney: I will not do something stupid today!
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07-24-2020, 02:46 PM
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Opie: I will now start calling Paw "Father" because I've matured.
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07-24-2020, 03:19 PM
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Aunt Bea: Let’s get really pickled. On purpose!
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07-24-2020, 05:46 PM
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Aunt Bee with a crew cut and wearing a white tee shirt with a pack of Lucky's rolled up in her shirt sleeve and a truckers tan, driving a dump truck.....and honking for all the little kiddies at the school crosswalk.
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07-25-2020, 12:45 AM
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Helen Crump: I’m sick of teaching. I want to be a sailor.
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07-25-2020, 01:48 AM
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Otis: Today I'm telling Andy where the still is.
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07-27-2020, 01:50 PM
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Opie: I hate going fishing Pa!
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07-30-2020, 10:13 AM
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Aunt Bee: I don't want that stupid bed jacket for my birthday. I hope I get a bunch of kitchen stuff and mason jars.
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07-30-2020, 11:23 AM
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Barney: I will not do something stupid with the one bullet you gave me Ange.
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