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TJL · 06-30-2002, 07:26 PM

To borrow a line from the comic book store guy on "The Simpsons"
I had the displeasure of viewing the "worst movie ever" this weekend.

"Rollerball," starring Chris Klein, LL Cool J. and Joh Stamos' wife.

I am warning you, this film is soooo bad, you'll have to take a shower afterwards to wash the bad movie ickyness from your body. Avoid it at Blockbuster Video. Just walk away.

There is no script. There is no plot. There is no memorable scenes or dialogue. Everyone involved with this film should never be allowed to make movies again.

Do yourself a favor, rent the 1975 original starring James Cahn. It is a billion times better than this piece of garbage.

Anyway, this film is now my pick as the worst film ever made. Anyone else have a worst movie ever???

Mijada · 06-30-2002, 07:39 PM

I saw this one a few years ago called "Dracula Dead and Loving it". That was soooooo dumb. Also the "Psycho" remake.

Brian · 06-30-2002, 07:48 PM

Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. The worst movie in my opinion, though, is Irwin Allen's The Swarm. That movie has an excellent cast (Michael Caine, Fred MacMurray, Slim Pickens, Patty Duke, Henry Fonda) but everything else sucked. The writing was horrible, the plot was horrible, and it didn't help that many of the characters in the movie die.

Babes_Cat · 06-30-2002, 07:52 PM

Autumn in New York.....

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-30-2002, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mijada
Also the "Psycho" remake.

That was the exact same thing as the original...same script and all.

Mijada · 06-30-2002, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz

That was the exact same thing as the original...same script and all.

That's why it sucked. The original movie was very good with an excellent cast but in the remake the guy who played Norman Bates wasn't even scary. Tony Perkins was much more convincing. As far as I'm concerned they should have just rereleased the original movie like they did with "Grease".

dawsongirl · 06-30-2002, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by BJL
Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. The worst movie in my opinion, though, is Irwin Allen's The Swarm. That movie has an excellent cast (Michael Caine, Fred MacMurray, Slim Pickens, Patty Duke, Henry Fonda) but everything else sucked. The writing was horrible, the plot was horrible, and it didn't help that many of the characters in the movie die.

Oh, come on, "I Accuse My Parents" is good.

"Squirm" ain't bad either.

I hated "Waiting to Exhale." AHHHH!!!!!

Plata · 06-30-2002, 10:04 PM

I thought "Go" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" were the crappiest movies ever made.

KDluvsChachi · 06-30-2002, 10:35 PM

believe it or not, i like most movies that i see.
but Billy Elliot was NOT the best movie ever!
but i like those completely dorky movies. my family leaves during the movies i rent (example Drowning Mona w/ (hottie!) Casey Affleck. i like it...)

Sitcomwriter · 06-30-2002, 11:33 PM

Longshot with Screech,Britney Spears and Kenny Rogers...

Nuff said!

Ewan's My Man · 06-30-2002, 11:39 PM

-Saving Silverman
-Summer Catch
and the absolute WORSE movie EVER:

MATILDA!

Mr. Shy Guy · 06-30-2002, 11:43 PM

I thought the pig movies, Babe and Gordy were bad.

LaverneShirley · 07-01-2002, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
Autumn in New York

I completely agree. I detested that movie.

DarleneIllyria · 07-01-2002, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
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MATILDA! [/B]

Mara may be a tad bit annoying, but I liked that movie. Danny Devito looks just like my uncle. No joke. I find the movie amusing just for that reason. lol

Seriously, one of the worst movies I've seen has already been mentioned. The Psycho remake- I love the 4 movies with Tony Perkins, but Vince Vaugn just didn't cut it as the Norman Bates kind of fella.

SomeOneNeedsAHug · 07-01-2002, 04:07 AM

i think the worst movie is not an other teen movie!!!! it has no piont at all!!!! there is no plat..it's just gross!!!! adn thats not right . no mtter how nasty it is it need to have a plot!!!!jeez ppl

06-30-2002, 07:26 PM	#1
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06-30-2002, 10:35 PM	#9
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06-30-2002, 07:39 PM	#2
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	I saw this one a few years ago called "Dracula Dead and Loving it". That was soooooo dumb. Also the "Psycho" remake.

06-30-2002, 07:48 PM	#3
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. The worst movie in my opinion, though, is Irwin Allen's The Swarm. That movie has an excellent cast (Michael Caine, Fred MacMurray, Slim Pickens, Patty Duke, Henry Fonda) but everything else sucked. The writing was horrible, the plot was horrible, and it didn't help that many of the characters in the movie die.

06-30-2002, 07:52 PM	#4
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	Autumn in New York..... HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

06-30-2002, 10:04 PM	#8
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	I thought "Go" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" were the crappiest movies ever made.

06-30-2002, 11:33 PM	#10
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	Longshot with Screech,Britney Spears and Kenny Rogers... Nuff said!