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07-16-2020, 06:27 PM
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Bud: I wanna be a Rhodes Scholar! To he## with cars.
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07-18-2020, 04:22 PM
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Betty: I really have no desire to compete with anyone.
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07-18-2020, 04:36 PM
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Margaret: I’m tired of being a housewife. I wanna be a burlesque dancer!
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07-18-2020, 05:14 PM
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Margaret: Jim, you cook dinner. I want to take a nap.
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07-18-2020, 05:33 PM
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Jim: Selling insurance bites it. I wanna be a jockey!
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07-18-2020, 08:25 PM
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Bud: Hey, I really like wearing Betty's graduation dress after all!
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07-18-2020, 08:40 PM
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Bud: The heck with that science test! The last thing I want is an outboard motor.
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07-18-2020, 08:43 PM
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Jim: Bud, if you don't quit that putt-putt noise, I'm gonna drop kick you to the next county. |
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07-18-2020, 08:49 PM
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Thanks!
Kathy: I hate getting pinto mischief, honest! |
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07-19-2020, 04:53 PM
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Jim: Kathy, did you break that window?
Kathy: Yes, daddy, I did it. |
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07-19-2020, 05:09 PM
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Margaret: I refuse to do any more housework! Get me a maid.
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07-19-2020, 05:38 PM
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Kathy: Bud, you're the best brother in the world!
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07-20-2020, 11:19 AM
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Kathy: Don’t pay any attention to me; I love fading into the background.
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07-05-2021, 01:44 PM
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Betty: Maybe Bud will let me mow the lawn today.
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07-06-2021, 10:14 AM
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Bud, to Betty: I never call you names!
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