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07-16-2020, 01:04 AM
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Things You’d NEVER Hear on LITB!
June and Ward to Eddie: Oh go blow it out your ear, you big phony B.S. artist.
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07-16-2020, 06:24 AM
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Beaver: Boy, Eddie, I can sure count on you for the best ideas!
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07-16-2020, 05:06 PM
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Eddie to June: what a disgusting sickeningly-sweet get up! Did Gertrude buy it for you?
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07-16-2020, 05:43 PM
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Beaver: Please pass the Brussels sprouts.
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07-16-2020, 06:24 PM
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Wally: May I NOT have a hunk of cake!
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07-17-2020, 07:12 AM
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Beaver: Guys, maybe you're gonna wear those sweatshirts to school, but I'm not.
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07-17-2020, 09:18 AM
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Mr. Foster to Lumpy: You got the best test paper-a 98!
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07-18-2020, 09:46 AM
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June: Ward, I'm going to talk to the Beaver about this problem. You just keeping reading your magazine.
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07-18-2020, 02:30 PM
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Miss Landers to Judy: shut the f### up you annoying little brat!
(But boy...I bet she thought it!) |
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07-18-2020, 04:21 PM
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Ward (to June): Dear, Mrs. Rayburn is on the phone. She wants you to come over to the school right away.
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07-18-2020, 04:37 PM
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Miss Landers to the Beaver: I just love it when you swear. Say more!
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07-18-2020, 05:07 PM
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June (on the phone): Dear, stop at Papa John's and get a pizza for dinner. Remember what everyone likes and doesn't, when you order. Salad too, and breadsticks.
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07-18-2020, 05:39 PM
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Eddie to Mrs. Cleaver: My what a hideous rag of a dress you have on Mrs. Cleaver.
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07-19-2020, 04:46 PM
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June: More mashed potatoes, Clarence?
Lumpy: No thank you Mrs. Cleaver. I'm full. |
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07-19-2020, 06:17 PM
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Mr. Foster to Lumpy: Thank you for being my daughter’s new boy toy. I’m gonna make sure give you a big fat A in English even though you’re a big fat idiot.
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