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Bonniegirl · 06-06-2020, 08:01 PM

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!!

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!

I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ?

JamesG · 06-06-2020, 08:17 PM

Only thing that makes sense is that some malls do have an Urgent Care or some other health clinic inside. I don’t know if the mall you called does.

Wawwie · 06-06-2020, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!!

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!

I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ?

HELP! Mall police, there is a masked gunman in my house! HELP A.S.A.P.!!!

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2020, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesG

Only thing that makes sense is that some malls do have an Urgent Care or some other health clinic inside. I don’t know if the mall you called does.

No! It doesn't !

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2020, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wawwie

HELP! Mall police, there is a masked gunman in my house! HELP A.S.A.P.!!!

Yeah, call Paul Blart , the mall cop !!

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2020, 08:39 PM

And it definitely was the right number , I didn't dial a medical facility by mistake, the recording started out with " You have reached the Glendale Galleria " !

opus · 06-06-2020, 08:47 PM

“911? Help! I need an Auntie Anne's pretzel IMMEDIATELY!”

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2020, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

“911? Help! I need an Auntie Anne's pretzel IMMEDIATELY!”

Yeah, I was thinking something like that too !!

A diva type young girl frantic because she needs a new dress and pair of shoes ASAP from Bloomingdales and finds out they aren't open " This is a crime, I'm calling 911"!!

AB · 06-08-2020, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!!

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!

I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ?

I'm sure the police will be thrilled to hear this.

TVFactFan · 06-22-2020, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!!

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!

I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ?

sound like a recording for a doctors office lol

Bonniegirl · 06-22-2020, 01:44 PM

This mall in now open !!!

And JC Penney is safe ! The JCP in there wasn't on the doomed list !!

06-06-2020, 08:01 PM	#1
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,864	Want a good laugh? I just called a local mall...... Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now! Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!! This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour! I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ?

06-06-2020, 08:17 PM	#2
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,153	Only thing that makes sense is that some malls do have an Urgent Care or some other health clinic inside. I don’t know if the mall you called does.

06-06-2020, 08:39 PM	#6
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,864	And it definitely was the right number , I didn't dial a medical facility by mistake, the recording started out with " You have reached the Glendale Galleria " !

06-06-2020, 08:47 PM	#7
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,581	“911? Help! I need an Auntie Anne's pretzel IMMEDIATELY!”

06-22-2020, 01:44 PM	#11
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,864	This mall in now open !!! And JC Penney is safe ! The JCP in there wasn't on the doomed list !!