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Sitcomwriter · 06-27-2002, 08:43 PM

“That’s Cher”
#3:”Chering Germs”

(Cher is on her couch.She just woke up.There are tissues all over the place)

Eartha:Cher?

Cher:Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Eartha:Cher are you ok?

Cher:Hiiiiiiiiiiii Mommmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!

Eartha:Cher are you sick?

Cher:Sick? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee No I ammmmmmmmmm nat zick!

Eartha:Just what I thought

Cher:What?

Eartha:Zuust twat ty twart

Cher:Ah

(Cher is already to go to work but she can seem to find the door)

Eartha:CHER! Don’t go your way too sick

Cher:What dooooooooooo yuuuuuuuuuk meani? I’m fined

Eartha:You are NOT fined!

Cher:Erta…

Eartha:It’s Eartha

Cher:Oh zorry Ertah

Eartha:It’s Eart…Ah the hell with it!

Cher:I’m going (Walks out the door in only her Robe

Robert:Foxy mama!

Cher:Jackass!

(Opening Credits)

(Cher is at her desk.There are tissues all over the place)

Sean:Cher you don’t look good!

Cher:What do you mean? I look like Nikki Frickin’ Taylor!

Tyrone:After the car crash perhaps

Cher:Shut the hell up!

Ed:Oh great Cher Rougester didn’t even bother killing herself with a steak knife.Anyway Miss Rougester don’t screw with me today!

Cher:Trust me I wouldn’t want to!

(Ed goes into his office!)

Natalie:Hi Mom sorry I’m late

Adam:Hi Natalie <Snort Snort>

Natalie:Hi peabrain

Cher:Tyrone (Coughs) What do we (Sneezes) have today?

Natalie:Mom you don’t look good

Cher:Eartha says I’m sick

Eartha:You are!

Cher:I am not! (Sneezes) Ok maybe I am

Sean:Oh god no! I hope it’s no contagious!

Tyrone:Anyway back to work.Well We’re trying to acuire this new folk singer Le’Foote Bonta Le’bonyall

Sean:A mouthful!

Tyrone:The problem is that she is signed up with Frootpin Records

Christine:Our rival

Tyrone:Exactly! So we’ll have to move fast if we want her to sign up with Recordo’s Records which unless your dumb would know that that is us

Natalie:We should send 2 people over there to get her to sign

Tyrone:Natalie,Natalie,Natalie it’s not that easy.First we need to sue the asses off of Footpin and then I need to sleep with her and get her pregnant THEN we ask her to sign

Adam:Or we could go the Natalie’s way

(Closing Credits)

(The next day.Everybody is sick and there are tissues all over the place.Cher enters)

Cher:Ah I feel great! I can breathe again!

(Everybody coughs and sneezes)

Natalie:Mom you got us sick!

Cher:Oh

Tyrone:We’re quarinteaned now and that only mean one thing

All but Cher:CHARGE!

(Everybody goes to Cher and rubs themselves on her)

(The next day.Cher is on the couch with TONS of tissues)

Cher:Vi’m znot zick.Vi’m Fined

Natalie:Hi mom

Cher:Oh Natalie Please don’t

Natalie:Fine then (Leaves)

Cher:****! I’m back to normal WHOO-HOO!

Natalie:No your not (Leaves again)

Cher:You skanky little bitch!

Natalie:Haha

Cher:I’m gonna……

THE END

06-27-2002, 08:43 PM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	"That's Cher"-Episode 2-"Chering Germs" “That’s Cher” #3:”Chering Germs” (Cher is on her couch.She just woke up.There are tissues all over the place) Eartha:Cher? Cher:Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Eartha:Cher are you ok? Cher:Hiiiiiiiiiiii Mommmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy! Eartha:Cher are you sick? Cher:Sick? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee No I ammmmmmmmmm nat zick! Eartha:Just what I thought Cher:What? Eartha:Zuust twat ty twart Cher:Ah (Cher is already to go to work but she can seem to find the door) Eartha:CHER! Don’t go your way too sick Cher:What dooooooooooo yuuuuuuuuuk meani? I’m fined Eartha:You are NOT fined! Cher:Erta… Eartha:It’s Eartha Cher:Oh zorry Ertah Eartha:It’s Eart…Ah the hell with it! Cher:I’m going (Walks out the door in only her Robe Robert:Foxy mama! Cher:Jackass! (Opening Credits) (Cher is at her desk.There are tissues all over the place) Sean:Cher you don’t look good! Cher:What do you mean? I look like Nikki Frickin’ Taylor! Tyrone:After the car crash perhaps Cher:Shut the hell up! Ed:Oh great Cher Rougester didn’t even bother killing herself with a steak knife.Anyway Miss Rougester don’t screw with me today! Cher:Trust me I wouldn’t want to! (Ed goes into his office!) Natalie:Hi Mom sorry I’m late Adam:Hi Natalie <Snort Snort> Natalie:Hi peabrain Cher:Tyrone (Coughs) What do we (Sneezes) have today? Natalie:Mom you don’t look good Cher:Eartha says I’m sick Eartha:You are! Cher:I am not! (Sneezes) Ok maybe I am Sean:Oh god no! I hope it’s no contagious! Tyrone:Anyway back to work.Well We’re trying to acuire this new folk singer Le’Foote Bonta Le’bonyall Sean:A mouthful! Tyrone:The problem is that she is signed up with Frootpin Records Christine:Our rival Tyrone:Exactly! So we’ll have to move fast if we want her to sign up with Recordo’s Records which unless your dumb would know that that is us Natalie:We should send 2 people over there to get her to sign Tyrone:Natalie,Natalie,Natalie it’s not that easy.First we need to sue the asses off of Footpin and then I need to sleep with her and get her pregnant THEN we ask her to sign Adam:Or we could go the Natalie’s way (Closing Credits) (The next day.Everybody is sick and there are tissues all over the place.Cher enters) Cher:Ah I feel great! I can breathe again! (Everybody coughs and sneezes) Natalie:Mom you got us sick! Cher:Oh Tyrone:We’re quarinteaned now and that only mean one thing All but Cher:CHARGE! (Everybody goes to Cher and rubs themselves on her) (The next day.Cher is on the couch with TONS of tissues) Cher:Vi’m znot zick.Vi’m Fined Natalie:Hi mom Cher:Oh Natalie Please don’t Natalie:Fine then (Leaves) Cher:****! I’m back to normal WHOO-HOO! Natalie:No your not (Leaves again) Cher:You skanky little bitch! Natalie:Haha Cher:I’m gonna…… THE END