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Scrabjan1 · 03-26-2020, 07:00 PM

Funny scene:

Ward: Wally do you know the story of Pandora? She was a girl and according to Greek Mythology she was responsible for most of the troubles in the world.

Beaver: She must be kinda like Judy Hensler.

Ward: Who’s Judy Hensler?

Beaver: She causes most of the trouble in our class.

Haskell · 03-27-2020, 04:36 AM

I laugh so hard at this part!!!

CosmicCharlie · 05-18-2020, 10:47 PM

My Pipe Story (true)

Back when I was in the summer of going into 8th grade and my best friend (derelict) Paul was going into 7th grade he got some weed for the 1st time and convinced me we should try it ...

So the next day Paul sneaks his Dad's Red Wood Tobacco Pipe out of his house and we go in the woods and try pot. A few days later we try it again, and then again and finally we are out of weed. We managed to get slightly stoned and sometimes sick to our stomach, and coughed a real lot for sure.

A few days later Paul's father calls my mom and my mom say go down to Paul's house now.

I walk into Paul's dining room and there's Paul with his Mon & Dad and it's all quiet.

Paul's father says I know you and Paul have been smoking and using MY Pipe !
Then he sternly warned us on the dangers of smoking tobacco !

Paul & I just sat there, listening try not to burst out laughing.

When I saw Paul the next day we could NOT believe how we slipped through the cracks of severe punishment, we still laugh about to this day. Then we got our own pipe and or Rolling papers. Rolling papers were not readily available so we had to buy TOP Brand Unrolled tobacco that included the rolling papers ... Kids could buy tobacco products in the olden days ...

His Dad still has the pipe like 52 years later. lol

Scrabjan1 · 05-19-2020, 09:21 AM

Great story and so like the episode. Wonder if Paul’s dad got high with the residue. Imagine if his father said what were you boys smoking in my pipe? “Eh we smoked some weed.” Weed? You mean hemp or hash? Can you get me some it’s the bomb.”

When Larry and Beaver smoke coffee then ashes you would think they would both get sick right in that room, alcove.

03-26-2020, 07:00 PM	#1
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	The Pipe Funny scene: Ward: Wally do you know the story of Pandora? She was a girl and according to Greek Mythology she was responsible for most of the troubles in the world. Beaver: She must be kinda like Judy Hensler. Ward: Who’s Judy Hensler? Beaver: She causes most of the trouble in our class.

03-27-2020, 04:36 AM	#2
Haskell Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2020 Posts: 24	I laugh so hard at this part!!!

05-18-2020, 10:47 PM	#3
CosmicCharlie Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 14, 2019 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,497	My Pipe Story (true) Back when I was in the summer of going into 8th grade and my best friend (derelict) Paul was going into 7th grade he got some weed for the 1st time and convinced me we should try it ... So the next day Paul sneaks his Dad's Red Wood Tobacco Pipe out of his house and we go in the woods and try pot. A few days later we try it again, and then again and finally we are out of weed. We managed to get slightly stoned and sometimes sick to our stomach, and coughed a real lot for sure. A few days later Paul's father calls my mom and my mom say go down to Paul's house now. I walk into Paul's dining room and there's Paul with his Mon & Dad and it's all quiet. Paul's father says I know you and Paul have been smoking and using MY Pipe ! Then he sternly warned us on the dangers of smoking tobacco ! Paul & I just sat there, listening try not to burst out laughing. When I saw Paul the next day we could NOT believe how we slipped through the cracks of severe punishment, we still laugh about to this day. Then we got our own pipe and or Rolling papers. Rolling papers were not readily available so we had to buy TOP Brand Unrolled tobacco that included the rolling papers ... Kids could buy tobacco products in the olden days ... His Dad still has the pipe like 52 years later. lol

05-19-2020, 09:21 AM	#4
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Great story and so like the episode. Wonder if Paul’s dad got high with the residue. Imagine if his father said what were you boys smoking in my pipe? “Eh we smoked some weed.” Weed? You mean hemp or hash? Can you get me some it’s the bomb.” When Larry and Beaver smoke coffee then ashes you would think they would both get sick right in that room, alcove.