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Ohio8 · 03-21-2020, 03:18 PM

Dr. Early: (to Dr. Brackett)"Welcome to the woodshed, Pop. What'd you get the strap out for this time?"

MA · 03-21-2020, 06:22 PM

Paramedic John Gage : I remember... I was working B-Shift over at Station 10. That was a great, old station. Know why?
Paramedic Roy DeSoto : It had a pole?
Paramedic John Gage : It had a pole. A fire station just isn't a fire station without a pole.

Ohio8 · 03-31-2020, 06:02 PM

DeSoto: "It's not the answer if you don't know what you're doin'."

Ohio8 · 03-31-2020, 06:09 PM

DeSoto: (to Gage) "What do you think I took the test for in the first place? I got a whole family growin' up. I'm gonna need a lot more things: engineers make a lot more money. That's what it's all about! Joanne and the kids."

MA · 04-01-2020, 06:34 AM

Paramedic Roy DeSoto : What'd you say that I said that you said?
Fireman Chet Kelly : That your partner here is a nut.
Paramedic John Gage : Aha! aha, aha.
Paramedic Roy DeSoto : What about it?
Paramedic John Gage : You admit it?
Paramedic Roy DeSoto : That you're some kind of nut? Yeah, I said it, so what? You're a nut, but you're a friendly kind of nut.
Paramedic John Gage : Oh, that's a heck of a thing to say about someone you work every shift with!

Ohio8 · 08-08-2021, 09:44 PM

(Repeated line.)
Captain Stanley: "_________ 51, KMG365."

MA · 08-10-2021, 07:20 AM

Dispatcher : Fifty-One, informant reports toxic chemicals are stored in tanker. Use caution.
Dr. Kelly Brackett : Squad Fifty-One, this is Rampart - can you send me some EKG?
John Gage : 10-4; transmitting EKG - we're sending you a strip, vitals to follow. Pulse is 160, the - victim is in extreme pain, Rampart.
Paramedic Roy DeSoto : Patient is in V-fib! Rampart, we have lost the victim's pulse! Beginning CPR! We're defibrillating victim, Rampart! Rampart, we've defibrillated victim; he's in sinus rhythm.
Joe Early : Administer two amps sodium bicarb and insert an airway. Start an IV, Fifty-One - lactated Ringer's.
Dixie McCall : Squad Fifty-One, continue monitoring vitals and transport immediately.
John Gage : We're on our way, Rampart!

AB · 08-10-2021, 06:04 PM

Desoto:

MA · 08-11-2021, 06:24 AM

Dr. Kelly Brackett: Get outta here, you hosejockey!

Ohio8 · 08-19-2021, 05:52 PM

Gage: "Dullest stuff I've ever seen."

Kelly: "Gage, you couldn't write your way out of a one-way street."

DeSoto: (to Gage)"You certainly are well fortified."

Kelly: (to Gage)"Co-producers, huh? You blew it again, dummy."

(Final line of the hour-long episodes.)
Gage: "That's the story of my life."

MA · 08-25-2021, 06:11 AM

Roy: I think you're on some sort of an ego trip, Ed. And in my book that makes you a very dangerous character.

Ohio8 · 01-01-2022, 06:01 PM

Gage: "I've always wanted to drive one of these."

Ohio8 · 10-08-2022, 06:13 PM

DeSoto: "It's not how you look in a uniform, it's how you wear the uniform that counts."

Ohio8 · 06-21-2025, 04:30 PM

Firefighter: "Hey there, Johnny. Welcome to Station 8, the house with all the action."

Captain Stone: "Squad 8, KMG 356."

Heart Attack Victim: "Oh, my chest! It feels like somebody's crushing it."

Captain Stone: "I just hope he's still around when they get here."

Dr. Brackett: "Two of the best paramedics we ever trained, and we're all helpless."

Dr. Early: "No capture. He's gone."

Dixie: (to Dr. Brackett)"We did everything we could."

Gage: "We just didn't have any equipment."

Lopez: "You know, I never thought I'd miss that guy but I do. I think."

Ohio8 · 06-30-2025, 06:10 PM

Gage: "The second victim is Doctor Brackett."
Dr. Early: "Would you repeat that?"
Gage: "Doc, the second victim is Doctor Brackett."

Dr. Brackett: "What about the man?... Oh, God. He's dead, isn't he?"
DeSoto: "Yeah."

DeSoto: "Henry'll eat anything."

Dr. Early: "He's taking the death of the other driver pretty hard."

Dixie: (to Brackett)"Because you happened to be in his way. Because he was speeding and ran a stop, and because he was a complete maniac with no concern for his life, or the child that was with him."

03-21-2020, 03:18 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Quotes Dr. Early: (to Dr. Brackett)"Welcome to the woodshed, Pop. What'd you get the strap out for this time?"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 07-31-2021 at 02:40 PM.

03-21-2020, 06:22 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Paramedic John Gage : I remember... I was working B-Shift over at Station 10. That was a great, old station. Know why? Paramedic Roy DeSoto : It had a pole? Paramedic John Gage : It had a pole. A fire station just isn't a fire station without a pole.
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03-31-2020, 06:02 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	DeSoto: "It's not the answer if you don't know what you're doin'."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 10-08-2022 at 06:14 PM.

03-31-2020, 06:09 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	DeSoto: (to Gage) "What do you think I took the test for in the first place? I got a whole family growin' up. I'm gonna need a lot more things: engineers make a lot more money. That's what it's all about! Joanne and the kids."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 10-08-2022 at 06:14 PM.

08-10-2021, 07:20 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Dispatcher : Fifty-One, informant reports toxic chemicals are stored in tanker. Use caution. Dr. Kelly Brackett : Squad Fifty-One, this is Rampart - can you send me some EKG? John Gage : 10-4; transmitting EKG - we're sending you a strip, vitals to follow. Pulse is 160, the - victim is in extreme pain, Rampart. Paramedic Roy DeSoto : Patient is in V-fib! Rampart, we have lost the victim's pulse! Beginning CPR! We're defibrillating victim, Rampart! Rampart, we've defibrillated victim; he's in sinus rhythm. Joe Early : Administer two amps sodium bicarb and insert an airway. Start an IV, Fifty-One - lactated Ringer's. Dixie McCall : Squad Fifty-One, continue monitoring vitals and transport immediately. John Gage : We're on our way, Rampart!
	Last edited by MA; 08-11-2021 at 06:24 AM.

04-01-2020, 06:34 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Paramedic Roy DeSoto : What'd you say that I said that you said? Fireman Chet Kelly : That your partner here is a nut. Paramedic John Gage : Aha! aha, aha. Paramedic Roy DeSoto : What about it? Paramedic John Gage : You admit it? Paramedic Roy DeSoto : That you're some kind of nut? Yeah, I said it, so what? You're a nut, but you're a friendly kind of nut. Paramedic John Gage : Oh, that's a heck of a thing to say about someone you work every shift with!

08-08-2021, 09:44 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	(Repeated line.) Captain Stanley: "_________ 51, KMG365."

08-10-2021, 06:04 PM	#8
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08-11-2021, 06:24 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Dr. Kelly Brackett: Get outta here, you hosejockey!

08-19-2021, 05:52 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Gage: "Dullest stuff I've ever seen." Kelly: "Gage, you couldn't write your way out of a one-way street." DeSoto: (to Gage)"You certainly are well fortified." Kelly: (to Gage)"Co-producers, huh? You blew it again, dummy." (Final line of the hour-long episodes.) Gage: "That's the story of my life."

08-25-2021, 06:11 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Roy: I think you're on some sort of an ego trip, Ed. And in my book that makes you a very dangerous character.
	Last edited by MA; 07-22-2025 at 12:14 PM.

01-01-2022, 06:01 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Gage: "I've always wanted to drive one of these."

10-08-2022, 06:13 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	DeSoto: "It's not how you look in a uniform, it's how you wear the uniform that counts."

06-21-2025, 04:30 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Firefighter: "Hey there, Johnny. Welcome to Station 8, the house with all the action." Captain Stone: "Squad 8, KMG 356." Heart Attack Victim: "Oh, my chest! It feels like somebody's crushing it." Captain Stone: "I just hope he's still around when they get here." Dr. Brackett: "Two of the best paramedics we ever trained, and we're all helpless." Dr. Early: "No capture. He's gone." Dixie: (to Dr. Brackett)"We did everything we could." Gage: "We just didn't have any equipment." Lopez: "You know, I never thought I'd miss that guy but I do. I think."

06-30-2025, 06:10 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Gage: "The second victim is Doctor Brackett." Dr. Early: "Would you repeat that?" Gage: "Doc, the second victim is Doctor Brackett." Dr. Brackett: "What about the man?... Oh, God. He's dead, isn't he?" DeSoto: "Yeah." DeSoto: "Henry'll eat anything." Dr. Early: "He's taking the death of the other driver pretty hard." Dixie: (to Brackett)"Because you happened to be in his way. Because he was speeding and ran a stop, and because he was a complete maniac with no concern for his life, or the child that was with him."