A Honeymooners St. Patty's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge.)

Head Raccoon: "All right Raccoons. On St. Patty's Day, we are going to have a treasure hunt. We are going to bury a treasure somewhere around this neighborhood and the people who find it will be $100 richer."

Ralph: "That is us Norton. We are going to win that contest. I can feel it."

Ed: "We will be paried up Ralphie and we will win. It won't be like the time when we tried to find Captain Kidd's treasure on Long Island."

Ralph: "Don't remind me of that. How embarrassing that was. I know for a fact that I WON'T be embarrassed during this contest."

Head Raccoon: "The first people to be paried up are Brother Kramden and Brother Norton."

Ralph: "Haha."

(They return home later that night.)

Ralph: "Boy Norton, we are a cinch to win that St. Patty's Day contest. I got the luck of the Irish in men."

Ed: "Oh yeah. You got a LOT of the luck of the Irish in you."

Ralph: "Ooooooh, you're a RIOT Norton. A real riot. Don't forget to get a briefcase to carry the money in. Make sure, you get a case that can hold the money."

Ed: "Don't worry. I will. I got a briefcase that I know for a fact can hold 100 dollar bills. Small details."

(On the day of the treasure hunt, Ralph & Ed are dressed like the Lucky Charms character.)

Ralph: "That money is good is ours now. Each one of us have got shovels. Let's go outside."

(They walk around for a few minutes and see a cross on the road. It's a mark that means there is water maine underneath it.)

Ralph: "Norton, there's the treasure."

Ed: "Ralph, are you sure? We haven't looked at the map yet."

Ralph: "Of course, I am. The only thing is that we need to get those asphalt diggers that are on side of the road. I'm sure that the Raccoons put them there."

Ed: "I hope that the construction workers didn't forget them."

(Ralph and Ed get the tools.)

Ralph: "How do you work this thing?"

Ed: "Turn the swich here."

(The asphlat digger turns on.)

Ralph (yells): "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! NORTON! NORTON! NORTON! START DIGGING! WE WILL BE RICH."

(Cops come by as well as the rest of the Raccons.)

Head Raccon (yells): "BROTHER KRAMEN AND BROTHER NORTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Ralph (yells): "WE FOUND THE TREASURE."

Cop (yells): "THAT IS WHERE A WATER MAINE IS. YOU DOPES."

Ralph (yells): "SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH YOU KNOW YOU DUMB COP."

(The water maine breaks and everyone especially Ralph & Ed get soaked. The Raccoons are laughing their heads off.)

Head Raccoon (yells): "YOU TWO WERE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE TREASURE. THE TREAUSRE WAS ALREADY WON BY BROTHER CASSIDY AND BROTHER PETRIE. THEY FOUND THE TREASURE BY, GET THIS. THEY FOUND IT BY LOOKING AT THE MAP UNLIKE YOU TWO."

Cop (yells): "YOU TWO ARE UNDER ARREST."

Ed: "Ralph, looks like your plan got all wet."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, YOUA RE GOING TO GET YOURS."

(Ralph & Ed argue over who's fault this is.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT.”

(Crowd cheers.)