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Sitcomwriter · 06-25-2002, 12:11 AM

This was in my sig but TJ told me to shorten my sig so I'll put it here.ENJOY!

The Chanukah Song Part 3
By John-Paul Vitale as sung by Adam Sandler

"Okay Well as you know I’m a jew and there are tons of jews in the biz…Showbiz that is well anyway…”

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's yet another list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

Natalie Portman that’s not her real name that is 100% true
Britney Spears is in the non-jew hall of fame whoo-hoo

Jerry Seinfeld
Paul Reiser
Helen Hunt might be Jewish (She plays one on TV)
Also add my friend Gordan’s Mommy
Hank Azaria might be Jewish
Louise Lasser might be too
Put them both together what an ugly-ass Jew!

You don't need a Christmas tree or lights well yes you do

Mark Wiener he’s a Jew too
(Starts to laugh)
haha Weiner!
His name is Weiner!

(Starts to sing again)

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, Guess what he still ain’t a Jew (Of course he might have killed one)
Woody Allen is Jewish
Yogi Bear is not
But don’t fret like PPaters (Is he Jewish?)
Ann Landers (She’s dead) Is his favorite Jewish pet!
Boris Thomashefsky…I have no clue who the hell he is but I think he might be Jewish

Some people think that Will Smith is
Well he's not, but guess who is
LeeLee Sobieski (Jet Ski)
So many Jews are in showbiz
Ain’t that great?
Tara Lipinski isn’t That god damn cheap skate!

Tell your friend Monica (Is Courtney Cox Jewish?)
It's time to celebrate Chanukah (Shari Lewis was Jewish)
I hope I get a harmonicah (Monica)
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah (Get drunk Ted Kennedy!)
And smoke your marijuanikah (Like Osama Bin Laden)
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah everybody!

Mossopp · 06-25-2002, 01:51 PM

Dude, you deserve a slap! That "song" is so not-funny that it's unbelievable. Give it up!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-25-2002, 03:08 PM

Personally, I think it's mean! Making fun of a holiday like that. People have feelings you know.

Hollow · 06-25-2002, 03:22 PM

2 words: BS.

Mr. Shy Guy · 06-25-2002, 11:59 PM

Sitcomwriter, you are a complete ass hole. And by the way, I come from Jewish heritage.

JT · 06-26-2002, 07:42 PM

SITCOMWRITER YOU ARE A RACIST LITTLE TWIT!!!!!!!!!!

ISmellFine · 06-26-2002, 07:56 PM

You a poo covered moose antler wrapped with Reynold's wrap shiny foil baked in a gas oven until you explode all over your mommie. d00d...your a foo'.

Ewan's My Man · 06-26-2002, 08:22 PM

That's so mean. It's fine for Adam Sandler to sing it b/c...like...he's Jewish.

AND his song isn't as racist as that is!

Get a life! Nobody likes you!! Why do you keep posting such insulting things?

KerriBerri687 · 06-26-2002, 10:05 PM

sitcomwriter id love to insult ur religion sometime...i mean u insulted mine....

Babes_Cat · 06-26-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
Personally, I think it's mean! Making fun of a holiday like that. People have feelings you know.

Wow......... harsh. My best friend is Jewish.... you're just... ugh, nevermind. Not even worth it!

DarleneIllyria · 06-26-2002, 10:59 PM

That really is a distasteful song. I don't know if you thought you were impressing somebody by posting that, but I don't think making fun of a religion is funny. I'm not Jewish, but you don't see me writing up distasteful songs about the religion. I'm not sure how old you are. If you are 12 or 13, you ought to be old enough to know what you are doing. It's not funny to me, and it sure doesn't sound funny to the other people that have posted in this topic. What are you going to do next? Are you going to write a song about a person in a wheelchair? Do you think that would be funny? Would you think writing a song about somebody in a wheelchair would be funny? I hope you don't act this much like an ass in real life.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 06-26-2002, 11:02 PM

Hey Sitcmon writer...

your an ass......

Mr. Shy Guy · 06-26-2002, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenny
If you are 12 or 13, you ought to be old enough to know what you are doing.

Guess what, he's almost 15 years old. I'm almost 15 and I certainly don't act like that.

Ewan's My Man · 06-26-2002, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter id love to insult ur religion sometime...i mean u insulted mine....

Ok, so, like it was a big deal in the beginning, but NOW I'm finding out that one of the many ppl you were insulting was my sista?????????????????? NOBODY DISSES MY SISTA!!! *runs after you with my pan and beats you to the ground till you are nothing more then dust*

Why do you do things like that? The boards are supposed to be a place to come and talk about things, NOT to be insulted for your own sick, twisted, perverted, insulting pleasure. Will you answer me one single damn question? WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WE ALL HATE YOU? Don't you get it? Why don't you change after you get banned? Did you kno that there is a fan club called the I HATE JOHN-PAUL (IHJP) club? Don't you get it? Why are some ppl so ignorant?

God, I REALLY hate some ppl

DarleneIllyria · 06-26-2002, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gregorio

Guess what, he's almost 15 years old. I'm almost 15 and I certainly don't act like that.

He's 15?! Well, I'm certainly glad to know that not all 15 year olds act like he does.

06-25-2002, 12:11 AM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	The Chanukah Song Part 3 This was in my sig but TJ told me to shorten my sig so I'll put it here.ENJOY! The Chanukah Song Part 3 By John-Paul Vitale as sung by Adam Sandler "Okay Well as you know I’m a jew and there are tons of jews in the biz…Showbiz that is well anyway…” Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's yet another list of people who are Jewish just like you and me Natalie Portman that’s not her real name that is 100% true Britney Spears is in the non-jew hall of fame whoo-hoo Jerry Seinfeld Paul Reiser Helen Hunt might be Jewish (She plays one on TV) Also add my friend Gordan’s Mommy Hank Azaria might be Jewish Louise Lasser might be too Put them both together what an ugly-ass Jew! You don't need a Christmas tree or lights well yes you do Mark Wiener he’s a Jew too (Starts to laugh) haha Weiner! His name is Weiner! (Starts to sing again) Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, Guess what he still ain’t a Jew (Of course he might have killed one) Woody Allen is Jewish Yogi Bear is not But don’t fret like PPaters (Is he Jewish?) Ann Landers (She’s dead) Is his favorite Jewish pet! Boris Thomashefsky…I have no clue who the hell he is but I think he might be Jewish Some people think that Will Smith is Well he's not, but guess who is LeeLee Sobieski (Jet Ski) So many Jews are in showbiz Ain’t that great? Tara Lipinski isn’t That god damn cheap skate! Tell your friend Monica (Is Courtney Cox Jewish?) It's time to celebrate Chanukah (Shari Lewis was Jewish) I hope I get a harmonicah (Monica) On this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah (Get drunk Ted Kennedy!) And smoke your marijuanikah (Like Osama Bin Laden) If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah everybody!

06-25-2002, 01:51 PM	#2
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Dude, you deserve a slap! That "song" is so not-funny that it's unbelievable. Give it up!
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06-25-2002, 11:59 PM	#5
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06-26-2002, 07:42 PM	#6
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06-26-2002, 07:56 PM	#7
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06-25-2002, 03:08 PM	#3
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	Personally, I think it's mean! Making fun of a holiday like that. People have feelings you know.

06-25-2002, 03:22 PM	#4
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06-26-2002, 08:22 PM	#8
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	That's so mean. It's fine for Adam Sandler to sing it b/c...like...he's Jewish. AND his song isn't as racist as that is! Get a life! Nobody likes you!! Why do you keep posting such insulting things?
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06-26-2002, 10:05 PM	#9
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06-26-2002, 10:59 PM	#11
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	That really is a distasteful song. I don't know if you thought you were impressing somebody by posting that, but I don't think making fun of a religion is funny. I'm not Jewish, but you don't see me writing up distasteful songs about the religion. I'm not sure how old you are. If you are 12 or 13, you ought to be old enough to know what you are doing. It's not funny to me, and it sure doesn't sound funny to the other people that have posted in this topic. What are you going to do next? Are you going to write a song about a person in a wheelchair? Do you think that would be funny? Would you think writing a song about somebody in a wheelchair would be funny? I hope you don't act this much like an ass in real life.

06-26-2002, 11:02 PM	#12
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	Hey Sitcmon writer... your an ass......
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