A Honeymooners President's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are looking at pictures of Presidential Libraries at Barnes & Noble.)

Ralph: "Look at those Presidential Libraries. I bet that they have loads of books."

Ed: "I hope they have a lot of comic books as well."

Ralph: "What timing. Donald Trump you know got an early President's Day gift. His acquittal."

Ed: "I wonder what it is like being the president? it must be longer than a 9-5 job by about at least an hour."

Ralph: "Certainly it is longer. It is mentioned that being president takes years off of your life."

Ed: "That isn't true. Loads of people don't get killed when being president."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I wonder what it is like living in the White House."

Ed: "Probably like living on Park Avenue."

Ralph: "Or Trump Tower. Would the president be able to take part in President's Day sales at say Barnes & Noble?"

Ed: "I think he would unless he gets so mobbed that he can't buy what he wanted to buy."

Ralph: "You are so right Norton. Although, I do see some bodyguards travel with the president but I can imagine it would still be tough."

Ed: "Imagine us president and vice-president. We would have so much fun in the White House. I would play in the pool while you eat all the food."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."

Ed: "But, we can see that being the President, IS the life."

(They both sing a song about being the President of the USA is the life while shoppers and store workers [aka the June Taylor Dancers] dance around.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)