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80sTrivia · 06-24-2002, 08:23 AM

I just saw a promo earlier for the upcoming Halloween: Resurrection, so I thought I would post a quiz to see how likely you are to survive a horror movie:

Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

My results were:

You made it through the flick, but, um, it's not a pretty picture. You're the bloody heap in the corner who everyone thought was dead until you stumble into the hero's arms after the bad guy bites it (think Jamie Kennedy in Scream). You are a smart and fiesty person, but you're also a little reckless and you tend to put yourself in awkward positions -without a good weapon. But even though you get sliced up a bit, you get to survive and that's all that matters. Who needs all those toes, ears, and arms you'll be missing by the end of the flick anyway?

XoVanillaRain90oX · 06-24-2002, 09:49 AM

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

Krystal Lake · 06-24-2002, 11:40 AM

That's not a surprise.

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 06-24-2002, 12:07 PM

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No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 06-24-2002, 12:08 PM

oops, that didn't work. but mine is the "YOU ARE SO ALIVE" one.

KerriBerri687 · 06-24-2002, 12:44 PM

gawd damnit im the "barely breathing" one....fabulous

80sTrivia · 06-24-2002, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
gawd damnit im the "barely breathing" one....fabulous

I'm glad that I'm not the only one "barely breathing"!!!

I suppose it is better than being dead, though!!!

Pitooey · 06-24-2002, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by 80sTrivia
Barely Breathing

My results were:

You made it through the flick, but, um, it's not a pretty picture. You're the bloody heap in the corner who everyone thought was dead until you stumble into the hero's arms after the bad guy bites it (think Jamie Kennedy in Scream). You are a smart and fiesty person, but you're also a little reckless and you tend to put yourself in awkward positions -without a good weapon. But even though you get sliced up a bit, you get to survive and that's all that matters. Who needs all those toes, ears, and arms you'll be missing by the end of the flick anyway?

I got Barely breathing too.

Kay Scarpetta · 06-24-2002, 01:35 PM

I got "Barely breathing" lol.

But the one horror movie I wouldn't survive is "House on Haunted Hill" oh my God...I'd be dead before the night was over

-*Forever*- · 06-24-2002, 02:54 PM

Great, I'm Barely Breathing...

ISmellFine · 06-24-2002, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by NYangel
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

I got that one! I don't know how because anything scares me. LOL

Hollow · 06-24-2002, 03:37 PM

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No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

XoVanillaRain90oX · 06-24-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Maura Tierney

I got that one! I don't know how because anything scares me. LOL

OMG SAME HERE! I swear. I'm afraid of the littlest bug, noise and shadow let alone a friggin horror movie!

Plata · 06-24-2002, 04:17 PM

My results were:

No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

Hopefully this means I'd survive if I ever came face to face with a serial killer, which I hope never happens.

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-24-2002, 04:27 PM

Sorry to say it, but you'd probably bite it less that halfway through the flick. Whether it's because you tend to panic in stressful sitches or because you'd prefer not to grab a knife and start stabbing back, you're not getting out alive. Extreme fear would have you frozen in terror, allowing the murderer time to fix himself a sandwich before 86-ing you. But hey, it's not all bad. You're non-violent and that's nice. At least you don't have to live the rest of your life with memories of all your friends hacked to pieces. And you won't have to embarass yourself in any sub-par sequels. See, even being the victim of a homicidal rage has it's good points!

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And you know what? it's 100% factual. Today, I went to see "Minority Report" and was jumping out of the seat every five minutes, lol. It wasn't even meant to be scary.

06-24-2002, 08:23 AM	#1
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06-24-2002, 09:49 AM	#2
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06-24-2002, 11:40 AM	#3
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06-24-2002, 12:07 PM	#4
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06-24-2002, 12:44 PM	#6
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06-24-2002, 12:08 PM	#5
Blair-Lisa#1Fan Sandra Bullock Fan! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: California Posts: 523	oops, that didn't work. but mine is the "YOU ARE SO ALIVE" one.

06-24-2002, 01:35 PM	#9
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	I got "Barely breathing" lol. But the one horror movie I wouldn't survive is "House on Haunted Hill" oh my God...I'd be dead before the night was over
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06-24-2002, 02:54 PM	#10
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06-24-2002, 03:37 PM	#12
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/images/alive.jpg No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!

06-24-2002, 04:17 PM	#14
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	My results were: No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart! Hopefully this means I'd survive if I ever came face to face with a serial killer, which I hope never happens.

06-24-2002, 04:27 PM	#15
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Sorry to say it, but you'd probably bite it less that halfway through the flick. Whether it's because you tend to panic in stressful sitches or because you'd prefer not to grab a knife and start stabbing back, you're not getting out alive. Extreme fear would have you frozen in terror, allowing the murderer time to fix himself a sandwich before 86-ing you. But hey, it's not all bad. You're non-violent and that's nice. At least you don't have to live the rest of your life with memories of all your friends hacked to pieces. And you won't have to embarass yourself in any sub-par sequels. See, even being the victim of a homicidal rage has it's good points! ----------------------------------- And you know what? it's 100% factual. Today, I went to see "Minority Report" and was jumping out of the seat every five minutes, lol. It wasn't even meant to be scary.