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opus · 02-02-2020, 12:46 PM

And the big moment has arrived. It’s time to pick your last meal.

Whatcha’ choosing?

opus · 02-02-2020, 02:03 PM

Oh right, I forgot. Pizza, lasagna, and chocolate cake for me.

No reason to go healthy...

PracTz · 02-02-2020, 02:24 PM

Freshly made sauerbraten because it takes a minimum of three days(and maximum of ten days) for it to be marinated before it's then slowly cooked. Therefore, much more time for a last-minute reprieve than with a three-minute egg or Minute rice!

Wawwie · 02-02-2020, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

And the big moment has arrived. It’s time to pick your last meal.

Whatcha’ choosing?

Mushroom egg foo young, vegetable fried rice, oolong tea
Sicilian pizza slice loaded with onions and garlic, diet pepsi

Bonniegirl · 02-02-2020, 02:36 PM

Taco, enchilada, tostada , rice, refried beans , chips & salsa

,a few margaritas

Wawwie · 02-02-2020, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Taco, enchilada, tostada , rice, refried beans , chips & salsa

,a few margaritas

Don't forget the bean burritos stuffed w/ cheese, onions and yellow rice!! YUM!! I'll have mine with a couple of mojitos!!

dakert · 02-02-2020, 06:05 PM

I would like a plate of kale and a glass of water because then I wish I was dead

MrCleveland · 02-02-2020, 09:56 PM

Surf and Turf with a loaded baked potato, a side salad, a dinner roll, a glass of wine, and a cannoli.

JamesG · 02-03-2020, 03:52 AM

I mentioned this before on this forum, this book is great for people interested in inmates' last meal requests.

Brian D. Price prepared over 200 final meals for condemned inmates at the Texas State Penitentiary at Huntsville. The book gives a brief history of the crimes, the final meal request, the inmates' final statements (if any) and the chef's own personal reflections.

He said that, on average, the most common requests included cheeseburgers, french fries, ice cream or milkshakes, and soda/coffee.

He refused to prepare the final meal for one inmate in his history of being "Huntsville's Death Row Chef" - Leo Narvaiz, who in 1988 stabbed his ex-girlfriend and her three siblings to death.

He refused because his daughter was friends w/ one of the victims. Narvaiz wound up declining a final meal request.

He said his most unusual request was "dirt". An inmate requested a patch of dirt from his burial plot for a Haitian ritual and the request could not be granted. Price offered him yogurt instead and the inmate "seemed satisfied."

The "most famous" story detailed in the book is of Karla Faye Tucker who was also the only inmate not to eat her last meal. She requested a banana, a peach and a salad w/ ranch dressing and Price said that she apparently lost her appetite and did not touch her food.

Price had many inmates refuse a special last meal, but Karla Faye Tucker was the only one who ordered one and didn't eat it.

dakert · 02-03-2020, 10:26 AM

ha ha I could see losing your appetite.
I would have crumbled up some chocolate oreos and put it on the yogurt so the guy could pretend it was dirt.

JamesG · 02-03-2020, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dakert

ha ha I could see losing your appetite.

I heard of some states where they would serve an inmate's special meal a few days before the execution for that reason.

Their actual last meal would be whatever was being served that day.

MA · 02-05-2020, 01:17 PM

Fettuccine Alfredo

OH Nuts! · 02-05-2020, 02:56 PM

Mushroom pizza, a calzone and pistachio ice cream

Bonniegirl · 02-05-2020, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Taco, enchilada, tostada , rice, refried beans , chips & salsa

,a few margaritas

Another choice would be Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw and corn on the cob !

Chocolate Moose · 02-05-2020, 05:29 PM

Something out of season. hehehe

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02-02-2020, 02:03 PM	#2
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,605	Oh right, I forgot. Pizza, lasagna, and chocolate cake for me. No reason to go healthy...

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PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Freshly made sauerbraten because it takes a minimum of three days(and maximum of ten days) for it to be marinated before it's then slowly cooked. Therefore, much more time for a last-minute reprieve than with a three-minute egg or Minute rice!

02-02-2020, 02:36 PM	#5
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Taco, enchilada, tostada , rice, refried beans , chips & salsa ,a few margaritas

02-02-2020, 06:05 PM	#7
dakert Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 10, 2007 Location: Altoona PA Posts: 3,411	I would like a plate of kale and a glass of water because then I wish I was dead

02-03-2020, 03:52 AM	#9
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,168	I mentioned this before on this forum, this book is great for people interested in inmates' last meal requests. Brian D. Price prepared over 200 final meals for condemned inmates at the Texas State Penitentiary at Huntsville. The book gives a brief history of the crimes, the final meal request, the inmates' final statements (if any) and the chef's own personal reflections. He said that, on average, the most common requests included cheeseburgers, french fries, ice cream or milkshakes, and soda/coffee. He refused to prepare the final meal for one inmate in his history of being "Huntsville's Death Row Chef" - Leo Narvaiz, who in 1988 stabbed his ex-girlfriend and her three siblings to death. He refused because his daughter was friends w/ one of the victims. Narvaiz wound up declining a final meal request. He said his most unusual request was "dirt". An inmate requested a patch of dirt from his burial plot for a Haitian ritual and the request could not be granted. Price offered him yogurt instead and the inmate "seemed satisfied." The "most famous" story detailed in the book is of Karla Faye Tucker who was also the only inmate not to eat her last meal. She requested a banana, a peach and a salad w/ ranch dressing and Price said that she apparently lost her appetite and did not touch her food. Price had many inmates refuse a special last meal, but Karla Faye Tucker was the only one who ordered one and didn't eat it.

02-03-2020, 10:26 AM	#10
dakert Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 10, 2007 Location: Altoona PA Posts: 3,411	ha ha I could see losing your appetite. I would have crumbled up some chocolate oreos and put it on the yogurt so the guy could pretend it was dirt.

02-05-2020, 02:56 PM	#13
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mushroom pizza, a calzone and pistachio ice cream