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Jo_Polniczeck_98 · 03-06-2001, 11:39 AM

What was your favorite quote on the show and why? Mine Was:

Archie: You are a Meathead!!
Mike: What did you call me?
Archie: A meathead!! Dead from the neck up Meathead!!

Becky W · 03-06-2001, 08:30 PM

I wrote in my favorite quote from Archie, but then I decided it was too offensive to post, so I removed it!!

Actually, Archie had a lot of offensive quotes that, while I am not a bigot or prejudiced, I have to admit I find funny!

[This message has been edited by Becky W (edited 03-06-2001).]

callmetootie · 03-06-2001, 09:55 PM

Archie: Edith, I have to tell ya something.
Edith: What Archie?
Archie: You are a dingbat!

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Andrew Carden

AntmanHM · 03-17-2001, 08:02 PM

Although this Quote may deem to be Offensive to some, but it's still Funny!!

Archie: If you walk too fast, the cops will
pick you up. If you walk too slow, the muggers will knock You down.

Gloria: So, skip!

Archie: Then, the f*gs will be all over you

[This message has been edited by AntmanHM (edited 03-17-2001).]

Becky W · 03-18-2001, 12:40 AM

Antman, my favorite quote from Archie is even more offensive than yours I think!!

Since you took "the plunge", I will too! My favorite quote is:

"I never said a guy who wears glasses is a qu**r. A guy who wears glasses is a four eyes; a guy who's a f*g is a qu**r."

Sorry if I shouldn't have posted this! I have gay friends, but I still think it's too funny!

BoyGenius · 03-26-2001, 11:21 PM

My favorite quote (I'm sure I won't get it quite right) was something that Archie said to his friend Barney, while at Kelseys. Barney's wife had run off with the Orkin (exterminator) man & Archie said "Yeah, I knew dat broad was one a dem whacha call a pyro-nymphiac. I still laugh every time I think of that. I try to throw that word into a conversation from time to time.

Richard · 03-27-2001, 06:30 PM

Archie said once,"In my day nobody called themselves irish-americans or african-americans or italian-americans.We was all Americans...and if a guy was a spade or a wop it was his business."

03-06-2001, 11:39 AM	#1
Jo_Polniczeck_98 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: New Rochelle, New York Posts: 63	Fav Quote What was your favorite quote on the show and why? Mine Was: Archie: You are a Meathead!! Mike: What did you call me? Archie: A meathead!! Dead from the neck up Meathead!!

03-06-2001, 08:30 PM	#2
Becky W Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2000 Posts: 72	I wrote in my favorite quote from Archie, but then I decided it was too offensive to post, so I removed it!! Actually, Archie had a lot of offensive quotes that, while I am not a bigot or prejudiced, I have to admit I find funny! [This message has been edited by Becky W (edited 03-06-2001).]

03-06-2001, 09:55 PM	#3
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Archie: Edith, I have to tell ya something. Edith: What Archie? Archie: You are a dingbat! ------------------ Andrew Carden

03-17-2001, 08:02 PM	#4
AntmanHM Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 11, 2001 Posts: 4	Although this Quote may deem to be Offensive to some, but it's still Funny!! Archie: If you walk too fast, the cops will pick you up. If you walk too slow, the muggers will knock You down. Gloria: So, skip! Archie: Then, the f*gs will be all over you [This message has been edited by AntmanHM (edited 03-17-2001).]

03-18-2001, 12:40 AM	#5
Becky W Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2000 Posts: 72	Antman, my favorite quote from Archie is even more offensive than yours I think!! Since you took "the plunge", I will too! My favorite quote is: "I never said a guy who wears glasses is a qu*r. A guy who wears glasses is a four eyes; a guy who's a fg is a qu**r." Sorry if I shouldn't have posted this! I have gay friends, but I still think it's too funny!

03-26-2001, 11:21 PM	#6
BoyGenius Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Feb 07, 2001 Location: midland, ga, usa Posts: 4	My favorite quote (I'm sure I won't get it quite right) was something that Archie said to his friend Barney, while at Kelseys. Barney's wife had run off with the Orkin (exterminator) man & Archie said "Yeah, I knew dat broad was one a dem whacha call a pyro-nymphiac. I still laugh every time I think of that. I try to throw that word into a conversation from time to time.

03-27-2001, 06:30 PM	#7
Richard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Cleveland,Ohio-USA Posts: 352	Archie said once,"In my day nobody called themselves irish-americans or african-americans or italian-americans.We was all Americans...and if a guy was a spade or a wop it was his business."