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Ohio8 · 01-23-2020, 10:16 PM

Bill: (to Linda)"You know, there are plenty of cheap motels by the airport. Ahhh, look who I'm telling."

Bill: "Wait 'til you get to the part about Ulysses S. Grant."

Bill: "Son, son, son. If I dated way out of my league, you kids would be a lot less attractive."

Bill: "...life taught me early; if you're not one of the pretty boys, you'd better be one of the pretty smart boys."

Bill: "I'm not gettin' on her bad side."

Bill: "Welcome to Club Murphy, where the appetizers are kind of bland but the entrees are really hot."

Bill: "Wow! A Murphy with a built-in escape hatch."

Bill: "So, we all agree. Lying is the answer."

Judy: (to Bill) "The truth is you're an idiot."
Bill: "Oh, yeah. Thanks."

Bill: "Well, well, well. Welcome to the shallow end of the pool."

Fitz: "Wow! Brenda pulled a Miller."

MA · 02-05-2020, 12:39 PM

(Judith "Judy" Miller) "Is it just me, or is Bonnie getting a little bossy?"

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 06:51 PM

Lauren: "Dad, I need help with my homework."
Bill: "Yeah, I know, I've seen your grades."

MA · 01-22-2022, 07:07 AM

Bill: Come on Judy, let's go brain storm.

Sam Silver · 05-22-2024, 12:40 PM

My all time favorite exchange:

Linda: (Walks in wearing a horrible bridesmaid dress) Why does my life suck?
Bill: (Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Judy: What's wrong hun?
Linda: I had to go to this stupid wedding that wasn't mine. I had to wear this stupid dress. I mean, how can I look any more hideous?
Bill: (Raises hand again) Oh! Oh! Oh!
Linda: Bill?!
Bill: If you took it off!
Linda: I wasn't calling on you!

MA · 08-09-2025, 08:30 AM

Judy Miller: "Again?"
Bill Miller: "Won't have to put the tape in, Tina. Just listen to Daddy's head, 'cause it's always playin' in here."
Tina Miller: "[putting an ear to his scalp] I don't hear anything."
Judy Miller: "Try his tummy. There's like a whole marching band going on in there."

01-23-2020, 10:16 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Bill: (to Linda)"You know, there are plenty of cheap motels by the airport. Ahhh, look who I'm telling." Bill: "Wait 'til you get to the part about Ulysses S. Grant." Bill: "Son, son, son. If I dated way out of my league, you kids would be a lot less attractive." Bill: "...life taught me early; if you're not one of the pretty boys, you'd better be one of the pretty smart boys." Bill: "I'm not gettin' on her bad side." Bill: "Welcome to Club Murphy, where the appetizers are kind of bland but the entrees are really hot." Bill: "Wow! A Murphy with a built-in escape hatch." Bill: "So, we all agree. Lying is the answer." Judy: (to Bill) "The truth is you're an idiot." Bill: "Oh, yeah. Thanks." Bill: "Well, well, well. Welcome to the shallow end of the pool." Fitz: "Wow! Brenda pulled a Miller."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 08-09-2021 at 10:52 PM.

02-05-2020, 12:39 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	(Judith "Judy" Miller) "Is it just me, or is Bonnie getting a little bossy?"
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12-29-2021, 06:51 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Lauren: "Dad, I need help with my homework." Bill: "Yeah, I know, I've seen your grades."

01-22-2022, 07:07 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Bill: Come on Judy, let's go brain storm.

05-22-2024, 12:40 PM	#5
Sam Silver Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 13, 2024 Location: USA Posts: 3	My all time favorite exchange: Linda: (Walks in wearing a horrible bridesmaid dress) Why does my life suck? Bill: (Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Judy: What's wrong hun? Linda: I had to go to this stupid wedding that wasn't mine. I had to wear this stupid dress. I mean, how can I look any more hideous? Bill: (Raises hand again) Oh! Oh! Oh! Linda: Bill?! Bill: If you took it off! Linda: I wasn't calling on you!

08-09-2025, 08:30 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Judy Miller: "Again?" Bill Miller: "Won't have to put the tape in, Tina. Just listen to Daddy's head, 'cause it's always playin' in here." Tina Miller: "[putting an ear to his scalp] I don't hear anything." Judy Miller: "Try his tummy. There's like a whole marching band going on in there."