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AB · 01-15-2020, 05:59 PM

Mateo:

MA · 01-15-2020, 06:00 PM

Welcome to the no options club. It's a cool club. Most of America's in it. We meet on Tuesdays.

— Amy Dubanowski

AB · 01-15-2020, 06:14 PM

Jonah:

MA · 01-15-2020, 06:15 PM

Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.
— Amy Dubanowski

AB · 01-15-2020, 06:33 PM

Garrett:

MA · 01-15-2020, 06:36 PM

I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls, my bible is the employee code of conduct.
— Dina Fox

AB · 01-15-2020, 06:46 PM

Carol: "Anyways, I'm at lunch with you-know-who. Awkward!"

MA · 01-15-2020, 06:47 PM

Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.

— Glenn Sturgis

AB · 01-17-2020, 04:44 PM

Dina:

AB · 01-17-2020, 04:45 PM

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MA · 02-05-2020, 04:14 PM

Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand.

Amy: I don't think that's true.

AB · 02-05-2020, 05:29 PM

Jonah & Garrett:

MA · 02-05-2020, 07:23 PM

Alprazolam, Good, good times.
— Tate Staskiewicz

AB · 03-11-2020, 04:54 PM

Dina:

MA · 03-13-2020, 09:33 AM

Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.
— Garrett McNeill (Colton Dunn)

01-15-2020, 05:59 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Superstore Quotes Mateo: Attached Images

01-15-2020, 06:00 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Welcome to the no options club. It's a cool club. Most of America's in it. We meet on Tuesdays. — Amy Dubanowski
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

01-15-2020, 06:14 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jonah: Attached Images

01-15-2020, 06:33 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Garrett: Attached Images

01-15-2020, 06:46 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Carol: "Anyways, I'm at lunch with you-know-who. Awkward!" Attached Images

01-15-2020, 06:15 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday. — Amy Dubanowski

01-15-2020, 06:36 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls, my bible is the employee code of conduct. — Dina Fox

01-15-2020, 06:47 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream. — Glenn Sturgis

01-17-2020, 04:44 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Dina: Attached Images

01-17-2020, 04:45 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	. Attached Images

02-05-2020, 04:14 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand. Amy: I don't think that's true.

02-05-2020, 05:29 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jonah & Garrett: Attached Images

02-05-2020, 07:23 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Alprazolam, Good, good times. — Tate Staskiewicz

03-11-2020, 04:54 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Dina: Attached Images

03-13-2020, 09:33 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,501	Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter. — Garrett McNeill (Colton Dunn)