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Old 01-15-2020, 09:12 AM   #1
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Dizzy Gracie
Confuses everyone
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George Burns likes to smoke
Cigars and ad lib onstage
Quite a good straight man.
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Harry Von Zell gets
Confused by Gracie AND George
Sometimes fires him too.
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Ronnie’s girl crazy
Always chasing after a
Gal who is shapely.
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Blanche really wants
A mink. Fat chance she gets
It from cheap husband.
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Gracie’s logic drives
Many crazy. Only George
Seems to take in stride
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Blanche really wants a
Mink coat. Will cheapskate Harry
Ever buy one for Blanche?
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Carnation Milk was
A sponsor. George and Gracie
Use it on the show.
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George’s monologues
Are endearing. As he tells
Us Gracie’s scheming.
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Daffy Gracie can
Drive all around her crazy
Except George and Blanche!
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Gracie is a riot
Really knows how to screw things
Up and drive you nuts!
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Gracie’s goose is cooked!
Will the Burns have Thanksgiving?
Only Gracie Knows!
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