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OH Nuts! · 01-15-2020, 09:12 AM

Dizzy Gracie
Confuses everyone
With her “odd” logic

OH Nuts! · 01-16-2020, 08:36 AM

George Burns likes to smoke
Cigars and ad lib onstage
Quite a good straight man.

OH Nuts! · 01-18-2020, 10:46 PM

Harry Von Zell gets
Confused by Gracie AND George
Sometimes fires him too.

OH Nuts! · 01-21-2020, 12:18 AM

Ronnie’s girl crazy
Always chasing after a
Gal who is shapely.

OH Nuts! · 01-24-2020, 10:05 AM

Blanche really wants
A mink. Fat chance she gets
It from cheap husband.

OH Nuts! · 01-29-2020, 09:25 AM

Gracie’s logic drives
Many crazy. Only George
Seems to take in stride

OH Nuts! · 02-05-2020, 12:05 PM

Blanche really wants a
Mink coat. Will cheapskate Harry
Ever buy one for Blanche?

OH Nuts! · 04-21-2020, 07:22 PM

Carnation Milk was
A sponsor. George and Gracie
Use it on the show.

OH Nuts! · 05-07-2020, 12:27 PM

George’s monologues
Are endearing. As he tells
Us Gracie’s scheming.

OH Nuts! · 07-01-2020, 03:26 PM

Daffy Gracie can
Drive all around her crazy
Except George and Blanche!

OH Nuts! · 07-05-2020, 07:23 PM

Gracie is a riot
Really knows how to screw things
Up and drive you nuts!

OH Nuts! · 11-26-2020, 05:30 PM

Gracie’s goose is cooked!
Will the Burns have Thanksgiving?
Only Gracie Knows!

01-15-2020, 09:12 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Burns & Allen Haikus Dizzy Gracie Confuses everyone With her “odd” logic

01-18-2020, 10:46 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Harry Von Zell gets Confused by Gracie AND George Sometimes fires him too.
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 01-29-2020 at 09:23 AM.

01-16-2020, 08:36 AM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George Burns likes to smoke Cigars and ad lib onstage Quite a good straight man.

01-21-2020, 12:18 AM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ronnie’s girl crazy Always chasing after a Gal who is shapely.

01-24-2020, 10:05 AM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Blanche really wants A mink. Fat chance she gets It from cheap husband.

01-29-2020, 09:25 AM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gracie’s logic drives Many crazy. Only George Seems to take in stride

02-05-2020, 12:05 PM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Blanche really wants a Mink coat. Will cheapskate Harry Ever buy one for Blanche?

04-21-2020, 07:22 PM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Carnation Milk was A sponsor. George and Gracie Use it on the show.

05-07-2020, 12:27 PM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George’s monologues Are endearing. As he tells Us Gracie’s scheming.

07-01-2020, 03:26 PM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Daffy Gracie can Drive all around her crazy Except George and Blanche!

07-05-2020, 07:23 PM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gracie is a riot Really knows how to screw things Up and drive you nuts!

11-26-2020, 05:30 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gracie’s goose is cooked! Will the Burns have Thanksgiving? Only Gracie Knows!