Odd Couple Haikus - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

OH Nuts! · 01-14-2020, 01:22 AM

Felix is a neat
Freak. Oscar is a big slob
Opposites attract!

Babalu · 05-31-2021, 07:40 AM

Murray's nose is big
Oscar says know what that means
Murray says I wish

OH Nuts! · 05-31-2021, 02:34 PM

(Thanks for reviving this!)

Felix the clean freak
Drives Oscar and others nuts
With non-stop scrubbing

Babalu · 05-31-2021, 04:18 PM

Myrna is nasal
She's Oscar's secretary
She comes from the Bronx

OH Nuts! · 05-31-2021, 05:06 PM

Myrna Turner IS
Indeed nasal. Later on
She becomes Laverne!

Babalu · 06-02-2021, 07:32 PM

Felix likes opera
Oscar knows Richard Fredericks
Mean Rigoletto

OH Nuts! · 06-02-2021, 09:27 PM

Is it a bird? Or
A plane or flock of geese?
It’s Felix honking!

Babalu · 06-14-2021, 10:28 PM

Oscar likes horses
Felix cleans everything
Now horses stalls too

OH Nuts! · 06-15-2021, 07:16 AM

Pushover Pages takes
On used cars, but takes a lot
Off the sticker price

Babalu · 12-21-2021, 04:47 AM

Oscar is a slob
Felix is a big neat freak
Makes a damn good show

biffbronson · 02-19-2022, 03:56 AM

The Pigeon Sisters
And don't forget Miriam
Will a wedding come?

Babalu · 07-02-2022, 06:09 PM

Oscar loves all sports
Felix would much rather cook
Oscar eats con game

Babalu · 07-03-2022, 07:29 AM

Splint McCullough fights
Felix locks up his bad back
Hits Oscar instead

01-14-2020, 01:22 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Odd Couple Haikus Felix is a neat Freak. Oscar is a big slob Opposites attract!

05-31-2021, 07:40 AM	#2
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Murray's nose is big Oscar says know what that means Murray says I wish
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

05-31-2021, 02:34 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	(Thanks for reviving this!) Felix the clean freak Drives Oscar and others nuts With non-stop scrubbing

05-31-2021, 04:18 PM	#4
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Myrna is nasal She's Oscar's secretary She comes from the Bronx

05-31-2021, 05:06 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Myrna Turner IS Indeed nasal. Later on She becomes Laverne!

06-02-2021, 07:32 PM	#6
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix likes opera Oscar knows Richard Fredericks Mean Rigoletto

06-02-2021, 09:27 PM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Is it a bird? Or A plane or flock of geese? *It’s Felix honking!*

06-14-2021, 10:28 PM	#8
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar likes horses Felix cleans everything Now horses stalls too

06-15-2021, 07:16 AM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Pushover Pages takes On used cars, but takes a lot Off the sticker price

12-21-2021, 04:47 AM	#10
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar is a slob Felix is a big neat freak Makes a damn good show

02-19-2022, 03:56 AM	#11
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,312	The Pigeon Sisters And don't forget Miriam Will a wedding come?

07-02-2022, 06:09 PM	#12
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar loves all sports Felix would much rather cook Oscar eats con game

07-03-2022, 07:29 AM	#13
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Splint McCullough fights Felix locks up his bad back Hits Oscar instead