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Ohio8 · 01-11-2020, 01:30 PM

ALF: "If memory serves, Bob Newhart is much funnier doing his phone bit."

Brian: "Okay, but I'm doing this under protest."

Lynn: (to Jake)"...I'll give you a blind spot."

MA · 01-12-2020, 06:54 AM

ALF: Why don't you ring up Ann-Margret and get her over here?

Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-15-2020, 02:37 PM

ALF: It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocket knife!

Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.

MA · 01-15-2020, 02:40 PM

Willie: Go, go back to the tent!

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-30-2020, 03:06 PM

ALF:
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.

MA · 02-05-2020, 01:42 PM

Let's go to dinner. Don't worry—tab's on me. Though I'm not paying for Brian's invisible friend.
— Uncle Albert

ThisLittlePiggy · 02-05-2020, 05:57 PM

ALF:
There's hair in this tuna fish. I like it!

MA · 02-05-2020, 06:58 PM

ALF: Justice will not rest.
Kate: What if I gave justice a cookie?
ALF: Justice will think about it.

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-30-2020, 02:56 PM

Alf: Maybe in a past life I was a wrecking ball.

MA · 04-30-2020, 05:20 PM

[about ALF's "car"]

Lynn:
What's that thing?

ALF:
It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo.

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-01-2020, 01:21 AM

ALF: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.

MA · 05-01-2020, 05:59 AM

ALF:
[slowly enters kitchen] The Great Orange hunter stalks his prey.

[opens fridge] Ah, he sees it. The illusive loin of Pork the most prized catch in the refridgidary jungle. What's this?

[picks a note off the food and reads it] "ALF don't eat this" Why would I eat this?

[throws away the note] Ever so deftly the great orange hunter maneuvers his weapon. He strikes.

[as he does this an earthquake starts] Whoa. Has the hunter angered the gods? Okay, I won't eat pork.

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-10-2020, 09:35 AM

ALF (after hitting Willie in the leg with a mallot, talking to himself): It's been a bad day, first I broke Willie's windshield, Willie's lawnmower, now I broke Willie!

MA · 05-13-2020, 06:01 AM

Willie:
I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right...

ALF:
I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street.

Willie:
ALF, what difference does it make to you?

ALF:
What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-26-2023, 10:21 AM

Your eyelids are growing heavy.

You are getting sleepy.

You are no longer a cat.

You are a bagel.

01-11-2020, 01:30 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,974	Quotes ALF: "If memory serves, Bob Newhart is much funnier doing his phone bit." Brian: "Okay, but I'm doing this under protest." Lynn: (to Jake)"...I'll give you a blind spot."
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01-12-2020, 06:54 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	ALF: Why don't you ring up Ann-Margret and get her over here? Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.
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02-05-2020, 06:58 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	ALF: Justice will not rest. Kate: What if I gave justice a cookie? ALF: Justice will think about it.
	Last edited by MA; 07-23-2025 at 09:20 AM.

01-15-2020, 02:37 PM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	ALF: It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocket knife! Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.

01-15-2020, 02:40 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Willie: Go, go back to the tent!

01-30-2020, 03:06 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	ALF: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.

02-05-2020, 01:42 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Let's go to dinner. Don't worry—tab's on me. Though I'm not paying for Brian's invisible friend. — Uncle Albert

02-05-2020, 05:57 PM	#7
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	ALF: There's hair in this tuna fish. I like it!

04-30-2020, 02:56 PM	#9
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	Alf: Maybe in a past life I was a wrecking ball.

04-30-2020, 05:20 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	[about ALF's "car"] Lynn: What's that thing? ALF: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo.

05-01-2020, 01:21 AM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	ALF: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.

05-01-2020, 05:59 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	ALF: [slowly enters kitchen] The Great Orange hunter stalks his prey. [opens fridge] Ah, he sees it. The illusive loin of Pork the most prized catch in the refridgidary jungle. What's this? [picks a note off the food and reads it] "ALF don't eat this" Why would I eat this? [throws away the note] Ever so deftly the great orange hunter maneuvers his weapon. He strikes. [as he does this an earthquake starts] Whoa. Has the hunter angered the gods? Okay, I won't eat pork.

05-10-2020, 09:35 AM	#13
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	ALF (after hitting Willie in the leg with a mallot, talking to himself): It's been a bad day, first I broke Willie's windshield, Willie's lawnmower, now I broke Willie!

05-13-2020, 06:01 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Willie: I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right... ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street. Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you? ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!

05-26-2023, 10:21 AM	#15
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,696	Your eyelids are growing heavy. You are getting sleepy. You are no longer a cat. You are a bagel.