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Czas na Zywiec · 06-23-2002, 01:47 AM

I am paralized. I need a good lawyer to defend me because I am sueing Jenny C for shooting me. If you're a really good lawyer and are free, please help me out. I also need a judge and 12 jurors. We're going to have a trial and if you have AIM, that would be perfect. I have yet to set the dates, but I'd really appreciate it if you helped me. JENNY SHOT ME AND LEFT ME PARALIZED. I AM SUEING FOR $3 million!!! So if your interested, tell me please.

Here's the recreation of the crime:

Tonight I logged on to AIM and was chatting with some few lucky people when who else but Jenny IM's me with this.

Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to

Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

It was so

painful. Please help me out and lets lock up this lunatic in jail!

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-23-2002, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
I am paralized. I need a good lawyer to defend me because I am sueing Jenny C for shooting me. If you're a really good lawyer and are free, please help me out. I also need a judge and 12 jurors. We're going to have a trial and if you have AIM, that would be perfect. I have yet to set the dates, but I'd really appreciate it if you helped me. JENNY SHOT ME AND LEFT ME PARALIZED. I AM SUEING FOR $3 million!!! So if your interested, tell me please.

Here's the recreation of the crime:

Tonight I logged on to AIM and was chatting with some few lucky people when who else but Jenny IM's me with this.

Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

It was so painful. Please help me out and lets lock up this lunatic in jail!

LOLOL!

*coughs...* Chris, I'm afriad you left out the REST of the conversation....

The part where you handed me a gun and TOLD me to shoot you, lol.

Czas na Zywiec · 06-23-2002, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOLOL!

*coughs...* Chris, I'm afriad you left out the REST of the conversation....

The part where you handed me a gun and TOLD me to shoot you, lol.

I'm afraid your delirious. People always make stuff up after a crime. And I am paralized for life! You get to skip to Dairy Queen on your fancy NY streets why I will spend the rest of my life laying in a bed watching endless reruns of FOL and ALF. Plus, I have nothing else to say. I'm too weak.....

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-23-2002, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

I'm afraid your delirious. People always make stuff up after a crime. And I am paralized for life! You get to skip to Dairy Queen on your fancy NY streets why I will spend the rest of my life laying in a bed watching endless reruns of FOL and ALF. Plus, I have nothing else to say. I'm too weak.....

New Yorkers do not SKIP to Dairy Queen, LOLOL.

Excuses, excuses, excuses...

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-23-2002, 12:11 PM

Here's MY side of the story with the COMPLETE conversation.....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me
Kris494: I've handed mnay people guns before but no one has shot me
Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

----------------------------------------------------

Take notice of his first two lines....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me

Czas na Zywiec · 06-23-2002, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Here's MY side of the story with the COMPLETE conversation.....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me
Kris494: I've handed mnay people guns before but no one has shot me
Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

----------------------------------------------------

Take notice of his first two lines....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me

*cough* *moans* I don't keep guns in my house. *Grabs leg and starts to cry*

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-23-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

*cough* *moans* I don't keep guns in my house. *Grabs leg and starts to cry*

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

I sent the conversation to Jeff, so, there's my witness.

Babes_Cat · 06-23-2002, 12:39 PM

Guys, guys, guys.......

Czas na Zywiec · 06-23-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
Guys, guys, guys.......

Oh Caitlin. You gotta supposrt me. I can hardly *cough* move.

Babes_Cat · 06-23-2002, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Oh Caitlin. You gotta supposrt me. I can hardly *cough* move.

Nah, you obviously can move your fingers if you keep posting!

Kay Scarpetta · 06-23-2002, 01:50 PM

sorry, but this deserves a big fat

Babes_Cat · 06-23-2002, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
sorry, but this deserves a big fat

*gasps*

YAY KARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 06-23-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
*gasps*
YAY KARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shhhhhhhh* I only do it in certain situations... don't go telling everyone...k?

Sitcomwriter · 06-23-2002, 02:05 PM

I'm a great lawyer and I'm free!

TibbyTibby2 · 06-23-2002, 02:10 PM

i agree wit karly.....

06-23-2002, 01:47 AM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	I'm sueing Jenny. I need a lawyer. I am paralized. I need a good lawyer to defend me because I am sueing Jenny C for shooting me. If you're a really good lawyer and are free, please help me out. I also need a judge and 12 jurors. We're going to have a trial and if you have AIM, that would be perfect. I have yet to set the dates, but I'd really appreciate it if you helped me. JENNY SHOT ME AND LEFT ME PARALIZED. I AM SUEING FOR $3 million!!! So if your interested, tell me please. Here's the recreation of the crime: Tonight I logged on to AIM and was chatting with some few lucky people when who else but Jenny IM's me with this. Jos the bomb: shoots Chirs Jos the bomb: LOLOL Jos the bomb: I'm the first to Kris494: OMG Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Kris494: dies Kris494: and again Kris494: and again Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER???????????? Kris494: im telling everyone Jos the bomb: LOL Kris494: oh your in trouble Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!! Kris494: im taking you to court It was so painful. Please help me out and lets lock up this lunatic in jail!

06-23-2002, 01:50 PM	#11
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06-23-2002, 02:10 PM	#15
TibbyTibby2 I heart rock stars! Senior Member Join Date: May 24, 2002 Location: Painting the town your favorite color... Posts: 1,325	i agree wit karly.....
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06-23-2002, 12:11 PM	#5
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Here's MY side of the story with the COMPLETE conversation..... Kris494: Hands Jenny a gun Kris494: Shoot me Kris494: I've handed mnay people guns before but no one has shot me Jos the bomb: shoots Chirs Jos the bomb: LOLOL Jos the bomb: I'm the first to Kris494: OMG Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Kris494: dies Kris494: and again Kris494: and again Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER???????????? Kris494: im telling everyone Jos the bomb: LOL Kris494: oh your in trouble Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!! Kris494: im taking you to court ---------------------------------------------------- Take notice of his first two lines.... Kris494: Hands Jenny a gun Kris494: Shoot me

06-23-2002, 12:39 PM	#8
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	Guys, guys, guys.......

06-23-2002, 02:05 PM	#14
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	I'm a great lawyer and I'm free!