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A Honeymooners New Year's Eve:
(The Kramden and Nortons arrive at Alice’s parents home with Alice’s other family members. Ralph is scowling.) Alice: Ralph, you did promise that you will behave tonight right?” Ralph: “Yes, I will but if that mother of yours annoys me tonight, ohhh boy!” Ed: “Cheer up Ralph. After all, we are ringing in 2020. A new decade.” Trixie: “I can’t believe it that it will be a new decade.” Alice: “Me neither.” (Alice’s parents greet them along with other family members.) Alice's Mother: "I hope that Sonny Boy doesn't drink too much. He got too much of a beer belly." (Ralph has an angrier look on his face.) Alice: "Ralph! Keep calm." Ed: "Ralph is always cool and calm." Ralph (to Alice's Mother): "You starting right in here with insults with no warming up in the bullpen or nothing. I remember when you started off slow with 'Hello stupids.' You are to address me in a silver tongue." Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up." (Ralph stamps his foot.) Alice: "Keep calm you two. Ralph, you are not to drink too much and act crazy." (Later on, Alice's Mother keeps annoying Ralph. Ralph starts to drink.) (It's now 11:59pm.) (It is now 11:59p. Ralph & Ed are down by nine pins and is the final frame. If Ralph gets a strike, they win. Meanwhile, everyone is counting down.) All (yell): "10...9...8..." Ed (yells): "THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL." (Ralph laughs.) All (yells): "4...3...2...1..." (To be continued.) |
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