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12-23-2019, 06:56 PM
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The Joke Thread (Part 2)
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause |
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01-10-2020, 12:43 AM
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What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? icy dead people
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01-10-2020, 08:55 AM
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Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball! |
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01-10-2020, 05:32 PM
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Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow |
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01-10-2020, 06:32 PM
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Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye! |
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01-11-2020, 12:19 PM
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Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball. |
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01-13-2020, 08:23 AM
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What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane. |
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01-29-2020, 06:08 PM
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01-30-2020, 07:02 AM
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What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton! |
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02-05-2020, 10:09 AM
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Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller! |
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02-05-2020, 03:36 PM
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A Lady was saying, when she was young, she had a rose tattoo put on her boob. Now after all these years, her rose, looks more like a tree!
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02-05-2020, 04:23 PM
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I just watched my first porn movie. I was surprised at how young I looked.
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02-05-2020, 04:59 PM
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll! |
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02-20-2020, 02:13 PM
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Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover? A. A rash of good luck! |
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03-03-2020, 08:48 AM
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi. Richard Pryor got burnt on coke. |
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