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AB · 12-20-2019, 06:06 PM

Maude & Vivian:

AB · 12-20-2019, 06:07 PM

Maude:

MA · 12-20-2019, 06:09 PM

Maude Findlay : Walter, if you don't want my daughter and my only grandchild living here with us just tell me.

Walter Findlay : And...?

Maude Findlay : And I'll rip your heart out.

MA · 12-20-2019, 06:09 PM

Maude Findlay : When he says wife, he means possession.

Walter Findlay : So what, Maude? You told me a hundred times you want to be possessed.

Maude Findlay : Walter Findlay, I never said that standing up and you know it.

AB · 12-21-2019, 04:35 PM

Kathy & Maude:

MA · 12-23-2019, 06:48 PM

Maude Findlay : [to Walter] You know your red tie makes you look like Dan Rather... Of course, your paisley tie makes you look like Morley Safer. I think it's safer to look like Rather - unless you'd rather look like Safer.

AB · 01-05-2020, 02:11 PM

Carol: "Mrs. Naugatuck sings like a bird and works like a horse."
Walter: "Which is an improvement over your mother who works like a bird and sings like a horse."
Maude: [Yelling from upstairs] "God'll get you for that Walter."
Walter: "And has ears like a rabbit"

MA · 01-06-2020, 12:09 PM

Maude Findlay : Francie, this is Florida. My dear, dear friend, probably the best friend I have in the whole world.

Florida Evans : I'm the maid.

AB · 01-06-2020, 06:43 PM

Arthur: "I hear when the mob moves into the neighborhood it becomes very safe. You
see people walking the streets all hours."
Maude: "Of course they're walking, they're terrified of starting their cars." "Boom!"

MA · 01-06-2020, 06:44 PM

Dr. Arthur Harmon: (Vivian gives a deceased woman back a brooch Arthur took from her) How could Vivian do such a thing?
Maude Findlay: Don't worry, Arthur. Hatti will give it back to Agnes. She's bound to run into her down there.

AB · 02-09-2020, 06:39 PM

Maude & Walter:

MA · 02-09-2020, 06:55 PM

Carol Traynor:
[Maude is scribbling on a piece of paper] Mother, what are you doing?

Maude Findlay:
I'm just figuring how many yards of tubing it'll take from the exhaust pipe to the rear window on a '69 Corvair.

AB · 02-16-2020, 05:22 PM

Florida: "Now the first week will be on a trial basis."
Maude: "Oh Florida, don't be ridiculous, you're not on trial."
Florida: "I know, you are!"

AB · 03-01-2020, 06:06 PM

Walter & Maude:

AB · 03-29-2020, 06:28 PM

Maude:

12-20-2019, 06:06 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Maude TV Show Quotes/Lines Maude & Vivian: Attached Images

12-20-2019, 06:07 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Maude: Attached Images

12-20-2019, 06:09 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,980	Maude Findlay : Walter, if you don't want my daughter and my only grandchild living here with us just tell me. Walter Findlay : And...? Maude Findlay : And I'll rip your heart out.
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12-21-2019, 04:35 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Kathy & Maude: Attached Images

02-09-2020, 06:39 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Maude & Walter: Attached Images

12-23-2019, 06:48 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,980	Maude Findlay : [to Walter] You know your red tie makes you look like Dan Rather... Of course, your paisley tie makes you look like Morley Safer. I think it's safer to look like Rather - unless you'd rather look like Safer.

01-05-2020, 02:11 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Carol: "Mrs. Naugatuck sings like a bird and works like a horse." Walter: "Which is an improvement over your mother who works like a bird and sings like a horse." Maude: [Yelling from upstairs] "God'll get you for that Walter." Walter: "And has ears like a rabbit"

01-06-2020, 12:09 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,980	Maude Findlay : Francie, this is Florida. My dear, dear friend, probably the best friend I have in the whole world. Florida Evans : I'm the maid.

01-06-2020, 06:43 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Arthur: "I hear when the mob moves into the neighborhood it becomes very safe. You see people walking the streets all hours." Maude: "Of course they're walking, they're terrified of starting their cars." "Boom!"

01-06-2020, 06:44 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,980	Dr. Arthur Harmon: (Vivian gives a deceased woman back a brooch Arthur took from her) How could Vivian do such a thing? Maude Findlay: Don't worry, Arthur. Hatti will give it back to Agnes. She's bound to run into her down there.

02-09-2020, 06:55 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,980	Carol Traynor: [Maude is scribbling on a piece of paper] Mother, what are you doing? Maude Findlay: I'm just figuring how many yards of tubing it'll take from the exhaust pipe to the rear window on a '69 Corvair.

02-16-2020, 05:22 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Florida: "Now the first week will be on a trial basis." Maude: "Oh Florida, don't be ridiculous, you're not on trial." Florida: "I know, you are!" Attached Images

03-01-2020, 06:06 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Walter & Maude: Attached Images

03-29-2020, 06:28 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Maude: Attached Images