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Frank Gannucci · 11-02-2019, 07:38 AM

(Ralph & Ed are at the voting place.)

Ed: "Ralph, take a look at the voting booths. You sure you can fit in them?"

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot."

Ed: "I wonder what the turnout of this day will be like."

Ralph: "I hope it's good because I want a good mayor of Brooklyn, NY. I also want a good mayor of Miami Beach just so when we go there again."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Too bad that the Presidential Election is NEXT year and not this year."

Ralph: "Those Presidential elections are always the best ones. Well, I got my candidate that I want to vote for. How about you Norton? It's your turn to go intop the booth."

(Ed does. The booth has a clear door so people can see the people pressing the buttons. Ed, being Ed, warms up his fingers and than starts thinking. Ralph is getting upset.)

Ralph (slapping the door, yells): "COME ON WITH THE PRESSING. PRESS THAT BUTTON. PRESS IT."

(Ed comes out.)

Ed: "Good luck getting into that machine Ralph."

Ralph: "You are asking for a fat lip Norton."

(Ralph gets inside and presses the button. Ralph tries to get out but he is stuck.)

Ed: "Ralph, you want me to get some olive oil so you can get out as well as for you to drink?"

Ralph (yells): "NEVER MIND THAT! HELP ME OUT!"

Ed (yells): "I WILL GET A HAMMER RALPH."

Man (yells): "SO WILL I SIR."

(Ed goes and gets a hammer and crowbar. Ed bangs the hammer on the glass and not only does the glass break, he hits Ralph in the knee.)

Ralph (yells): "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT?"

Man: "Sir, it's too bad that you are not the one I am voting against."

(Later on, Ed is walking Ralph home. Ralph is on crutches.)

Ed: "Ralph, on this Election Day, they told you that you can not come back until you lost weight. I am surprised that the crutches are holding you up."

Ralph (dropping the crutches, yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON, PUT 'EM UP!"

(People come to try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Please don't forget to vote. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE."

(Crowd cheers.).

11-02-2019, 07:38 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,123	A Honeymooners Election Day: (Ralph & Ed are at the voting place.) Ed: "Ralph, take a look at the voting booths. You sure you can fit in them?" Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot." Ed: "I wonder what the turnout of this day will be like." Ralph: "I hope it's good because I want a good mayor of Brooklyn, NY. I also want a good mayor of Miami Beach just so when we go there again." (Crowd cheers.) Ed: "Too bad that the Presidential Election is NEXT year and not this year." Ralph: "Those Presidential elections are always the best ones. Well, I got my candidate that I want to vote for. How about you Norton? It's your turn to go intop the booth." (Ed does. The booth has a clear door so people can see the people pressing the buttons. Ed, being Ed, warms up his fingers and than starts thinking. Ralph is getting upset.) Ralph (slapping the door, yells): "COME ON WITH THE PRESSING. PRESS THAT BUTTON. PRESS IT." (Ed comes out.) Ed: "Good luck getting into that machine Ralph." Ralph: "You are asking for a fat lip Norton." (Ralph gets inside and presses the button. Ralph tries to get out but he is stuck.) Ed: "Ralph, you want me to get some olive oil so you can get out as well as for you to drink?" Ralph (yells): "NEVER MIND THAT! HELP ME OUT!" Ed (yells): "I WILL GET A HAMMER RALPH." Man (yells): "SO WILL I SIR." (Ed goes and gets a hammer and crowbar. Ed bangs the hammer on the glass and not only does the glass break, he hits Ralph in the knee.) Ralph (yells): "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT?" Man: "Sir, it's too bad that you are not the one I am voting against." (Later on, Ed is walking Ralph home. Ralph is on crutches.) Ed: "Ralph, on this Election Day, they told you that you can not come back until you lost weight. I am surprised that the crutches are holding you up." Ralph (dropping the crutches, yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON, PUT 'EM UP!" (People come to try to separate them.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. Please don't forget to vote. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE." (Crowd cheers.).