"I have a message....Lt. Col....Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over The Sea of Japan...it spun in...there were no survivors."
"This is my company clerk, Corp O'Rielly" "The irish were ROTTEN indian fighters!" "Non-coms, the back-bone of the corps! Where you from, son?" "Iowa, sir" "NO TALKING IN THE RANKS!!"
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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