Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 7) (The Houston Astros beat the NY Yankees 8-3.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are in the Yankee Stadium bathroom.)

Ed: "Ralph, I know that you are really nervous about the Yankees now since they lost Game 5."

Ralph: "You don't know the half of it Norton. I sooo wanted the Yankees to win. I am so nervous that they are going to cough up this chance...much like I am going to cough up my insides."

Ed: "Especially that huge pizza pie that you ate and my burger and french fries."

Ralph: "I just need to know the fact that the Yankees will win. I can't stand to lose another chance of a championship."

Ed: "Ralph, if you need to use the toilet to throw up, go now. I think that when we leave, we should go the fastest way which is by sewer and brave all the rotten food and all the dirty water..."

Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT? YOU ARE MAKING ME EVEN MORE SICK. I AM GOING INTO THE STALL."

(Ralph does and makes hurling sounds. After 10 hurling sounds, Ralph gets up.)

Ralph: "I feel better."

Ed: "Good thing because if you threw up, we would all drown in puke."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT OF HERE!"

(Ed does.)

Ralph: "Drown in puke."

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)