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(Ralph & Ed are in the bus company locker room. They greet the boys.)
Ralph: "Hiya boys! Did you see the Yankees this weekend? They may be on the verge of going to the World Series. But there is still a chance they will lose. I don't like to celebrate on a non-sure thing. Have a cigar boys." Ed: "Hey there Joe Fenstablau." Joe: "Your Yankees got lucky there Kramden with them winning one game.." Ralph: "The Yankees will go on to the World Series." Ed: "Houston, is a tough team. Did you see them?" Ralph: "Of course, I did. They are overmatched by the Yankees. They will lose." Joe: "You are right there Ralph." Ralph: "Joe, I knew you would see the light." Joe: "The Yankees will LOSE." (Ralph gets visably upset.) Ralph: "I bet you Joe. I bet you that the Yankees will win. I will invite you over and show you the game in which the Yankees will win and go on to the World Series. I will use NORTON'S DVR to tape the game." Ed: "That is because he is too cheap to buy one." (Ralph elbows Ed.) Joe: "It's a bet Ralph and if they don't win, you owe me $50." Ed: "It's a bet." (Ralph elbows Ed.) Joe: "See you Ralph." Ed: "Hey Ralph, why did you make that money part of the bet for?" Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.) |
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