Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 4) (The NY Yankees beat the Houston Astros 7-0.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed just entered Fascination Bar & Grill.)

Ed: "Well Ralph, the Yankees have won again. They beat the Astros 7-0."

Ralph: "Let's make sure the wives don't know that we are celebrating by going out for a beer. The Astros can say to the people of Houston, 'Houston, we have a problem.' Haha!"

(They go up to the bar.)

Ed: "Hey Mac, me and my buddy will have a beer to celebrate the victory of our team the Yankees."

Man: "Coming right up sir."

Ralph: "I can't wait to rub it in that poor misguided soul Joe Fenstablau. He thought that I would have a heart attack tonight after the Yankees lost."

Ed: "Judging by the way you look Ralph, I am..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT." (normally): "Too bad that the Yankees weren't playing Tampa. That is true. After the Yankees beat Houston, I can't decide who I want to face in the World Series. Either Washington or St. Louis."

Ed: "Too bad that Stephen Strasburgh of the Nationals ain't on the Yankees. He would be great for the team. We could make him an honorary Raccoon."

Ralph: "Too bad that he signed with the Nationals instead of the Yankees. He would love it up here."

Man: "Here you go gentlemen and remember the series ain't over until it's over. The Yankees have got three games to go. Remember what Yogi Berra once said. 'It ain't over until it's over.'"

Ed: "He is right Ralph."

Ralph: "That is true. Hopefully the Yankees will win."

Ed: "If they do play in Washington, I would love to take a swim in the water by the Washington Monument. I would feel right at home."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Hopefully, the Yankees won't have a problem in Houston."

(They all sing a song about not having a problem in Houston.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE."

(Crowd cheers.)