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Ohio8 · 09-27-2019, 04:55 PM

Two of a Kind:
Carrie: "What is she, some kind of witch?"
Neighbor: "You're just one letter off."

MA · 09-28-2019, 05:09 AM

Great idea for a thread!

8 Simple Rules

Paul: Come on Cate, dance with me.
Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.

MA · 09-28-2019, 08:03 AM

Another Two Of A Kind quote:

[Carrie had made home-made chunky cranberry sauce. Kevin gets home from work... ]

Kevin Burke: That's not cranberry sauce.

[holding his hands one on top of the other about six inches apart]

Kevin Burke: No, no, no... cranberry sauce is a red, gelatinous clump about yay-high shaped like a can.

MA · 09-28-2019, 08:47 AM

Phil Sanders: That's the kind of failure I can only dream about.

MA · 09-28-2019, 09:23 AM

Modern Family

Luke: "I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy."

Ohio8 · 03-08-2020, 12:17 PM

The Lucy Show:

Bob Crane: "Well, whaddya know?!"
Sgt. Schultz: "I know no-thing, I see no-thing!"
Bob: "Schultz, you're fighting in the wrong war!"

AB · 03-08-2020, 04:21 PM

Indebted:

MA · 03-09-2020, 04:25 PM

3rd Rock From The Sun

Dick Solomon: Mary is too old for you.
Tommy Solomon: I'm older than you.
Dick Solomon: Well, then, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.
Tommy Solomon: I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.
Dick Solomon: You shut your foul mouth!

Ohio8 · 04-09-2020, 06:38 PM

Two of a Kind:
Carrie: "Alright. Since this is the social event of the season, I'd say we stick with the three 'F's: food, facials, and... phone."

MA · 04-10-2020, 07:18 AM

Family Matters

Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'

Ohio8 · 05-07-2020, 05:24 PM

Jessie:

Jessie: "It's clothes from the 80s, isn't it?"
Christina: "Yeah."

Jessie: "Oddly, still the best piece of jewelry I've ever received."

Bertram: "I'm not getting on that death trap built for two."

MA · 05-07-2020, 05:31 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 23. You said no.
Debra: Right.
Ray: Then I proposed; you were 24
Ray & Debra: No again.
Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married. That would make you 32----ish.

howilu · 05-08-2020, 09:31 AM

On numerous sitcoms involving teenagers "As long as you live under my roof, you live by my rules."

MA · 05-08-2020, 09:34 AM

Chico and the Man

Ed Brown:
[a hypnotized Chico, in a fit of pre-suggested lust, has carried Flora into his van] Flora! Forgive him! He doesn't know what he's doing!

Flora:
OH, YES, HE DOES!

Ohio8 · 06-14-2020, 05:04 PM

Modern Family/Jay: "I've always seen life like a series of doors. Sometimes you get to chose the door you go through, sometimes you don't get that choice. But you still gotta walk through. So you can either go through kicking and screaming, or walk through with your head held high."

09-27-2019, 04:55 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Sitcom Quotes Two of a Kind: Carrie: "What is she, some kind of witch?" Neighbor: "You're just one letter off."
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09-28-2019, 05:09 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Great idea for a thread! 8 Simple Rules Paul: Come on Cate, dance with me. Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter. Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.
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09-28-2019, 08:47 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Favorite Sitcom Quotes Phil Sanders: That's the kind of failure I can only dream about.

09-28-2019, 09:23 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Sitcom Quotes Modern Family Luke: "I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy."

03-08-2020, 04:21 PM	#7
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09-28-2019, 08:03 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Another Two Of A Kind quote: [Carrie had made home-made chunky cranberry sauce. Kevin gets home from work... ] Kevin Burke: That's not cranberry sauce. [holding his hands one on top of the other about six inches apart] Kevin Burke: No, no, no... cranberry sauce is a red, gelatinous clump about yay-high shaped like a can.

03-08-2020, 12:17 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	The Lucy Show: Bob Crane: "Well, whaddya know?!" Sgt. Schultz: "I know no-thing, I see no-thing!" Bob: "Schultz, you're fighting in the wrong war!"

03-09-2020, 04:25 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	3rd Rock From The Sun Dick Solomon: Mary is too old for you. Tommy Solomon: I'm older than you. Dick Solomon: Well, then, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work. Tommy Solomon: I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it. Dick Solomon: You shut your foul mouth!

04-09-2020, 06:38 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Two of a Kind: Carrie: "Alright. Since this is the social event of the season, I'd say we stick with the three 'F's: food, facials, and... phone."

04-10-2020, 07:18 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Family Matters Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'

05-07-2020, 05:24 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Jessie: Jessie: "It's clothes from the 80s, isn't it?" Christina: "Yeah." Jessie: "Oddly, still the best piece of jewelry I've ever received." Bertram: "I'm not getting on that death trap built for two."

05-07-2020, 05:31 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Everybody Loves Raymond Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 23. You said no. Debra: Right. Ray: Then I proposed; you were 24 Ray & Debra: No again. Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married. That would make you 32----ish.

05-08-2020, 09:31 AM	#13
howilu Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 1,959	On numerous sitcoms involving teenagers "As long as you live under my roof, you live by my rules."

05-08-2020, 09:34 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,375	Chico and the Man Ed Brown: [a hypnotized Chico, in a fit of pre-suggested lust, has carried Flora into his van] Flora! Forgive him! He doesn't know what he's doing! Flora: OH, YES, HE DOES!

06-14-2020, 05:04 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Modern Family/Jay: "I've always seen life like a series of doors. Sometimes you get to chose the door you go through, sometimes you don't get that choice. But you still gotta walk through. So you can either go through kicking and screaming, or walk through with your head held high."