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Old 08-16-2019, 02:36 AM   #1
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Default Misheard/Mistaken Theme Song Lyrics

what lyrics in theme songs have you thought were right but you've found out you've had them wrong?
I always though that, in the GREEN ACRES theme when Lisa sings "Neeew York is where I'd rather stay..." when the show first aired in the 60s I thought it was "Nooo, York is where I'd rather stay..."
And in THE BRADY BUNCH theme when they sing "Here's the story...of a man named Brady..." back when the show first aired in the early 70s I thought they sang "Here's the story...of Adam Brady..."
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I always though that, in the GREEN ACRES theme when Lisa sings "Neeew York is where I'd rather stay..." when the show first aired in the 60s I thought it was "Nooo, York is where I'd rather stay..."
Up until a few months ago I always thought that she said "I swear" instead of "Times Square."
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The Parkers
Misheard Lyric: Ooh, that's boring!
Actual Lyric: Ooh, let's party!
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The Flintstones - Thru the courtesy of something-or-other.
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it's "through the courtesy of Freds two feet"
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Two from Gilligan's Island


If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

When I was little I thought it was "The Middle would be lost"!


And in the closing theme :


So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.

Instead of" it's an uphill climb" , I thought it was" It's enough to cry" !
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LOL, I used to think they were singing- "through the courtesy of Pretzel Pete".

I used to say to myself- "Who the hell is Pretzel Pete?"
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For decades I thought they were singing: "I know this march is true.."
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"Diff'rent Strokes" theme: I thought the line was: "They got nothing but their dreams." But, it's "They got nothin' but their jeans" !!!
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Re: The Flintstones, I thought the lyrics were "Rudolph, courtesy of friends to meet".

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Good Times:

Misheard Lyric:
Hangin' in a jivin'

Original Lyric:
Hangin' in a chow line
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CV9koeB4WA

To this day, I can't understand what he's saying. It sounds like "I'm gonna get some braggets, and some rolls and reezamizing..."
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To this day, I can't understand what he's saying. It sounds like "I'm gonna get some braggets, and some rolls and reezamizing..."
Yep the lyrics of The Bill Cosby Show theme are mostly incomprehensible.
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Gilligan's Island

Misheard Lyrics:
On Charlotte desert isle
Original Lyrics:
...uncharted desert isle
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Gimme A Break (seasons 1 & 2 theme)
Misheard Lyric: Hold hands and sing!
Actual Lyric: For heaven's sake!
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