Five Man Electrical Band- "Money Back Guarantee"

[1960'sTVfan]

In the summer of 1971, Five Man Electrical Band had a big #3 hit with "Signs". The next summer in 1972, they charted again with the song "Money Back Guarantee", but this one only made it to the #72 spot on Billboard. It's a good song, maybe not quite as good as "Signs" but I think it deserved to do better and there's a little humor in the lyrics.

Listen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWEYrmkagzY

[opus]

It sucks.

I want my money back.

[1960'sTVfan]

Originally Posted by opus

It sucks.

I want my money back.

Nope, no refunds given to the haters. YOU suck.

[opus]

Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

Nope, no refunds given to the haters. YOU suck.

Ummm, perhaps the band doesn’t really know what a money back guarantee is? Allow me to help...

>>>A money-back guarantee, also known as a satisfaction guarantee, is essentially a simple guarantee that, if a buyer is not satisfied with a product or service, a refund will be made.<<<

I’m not satisfied with the product. Give back my money

[1960'sTVfan]

Originally Posted by opus

Ummm, perhaps the band doesn’t really know what a money back guarantee is? Allow me to help...

>>>A money-back guarantee, also known as a satisfaction guarantee, is essentially a simple guarantee that, if a buyer is not satisfied with a product or service, a refund will be made.<<<

I’m not satisfied with the product. Give back my money

For one thing, I shared a link to the song and it's there to listen for free, it doesn't cost you any money. Another thing, if you don't like the song, fine, I don't care but then keep your disrespectful negative comments to yourself. I doubt you'd be pleased if you shared a song and then some smart ass comes along and says it sucks. There's a polite way of saying you don't like something instead of saying it sucks. Next time try being polite and say thanks for sharing the song but it's not to my liking.

[opus]

Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

For one thing, I shared a link to the song and it's there to listen for free, it doesn't cost you any money. Another thing, if you don't like the song, fine, I don't care but then keep your disrespectful negative comments to yourself. I doubt you'd be pleased if you shared a song and then some smart ass comes along and says it sucks. There's a polite way of saying you don't like something instead of saying it sucks. Next time try being polite and say thanks for sharing the song but it's not to my liking.

Whelp, those jokes about the song title went over your head

I shall now officially not enter any future song link threads you post. See ya

(Secret confession. I never listened to the song. I was just goofing around about the title).

[1960'sTVfan]

Originally Posted by opus

Whelp, those jokes about the song title went over your head

I shall now officially not enter any future song link threads you post. See ya

(Secret confession. I never listened to the song. I was just goofing around about the title).

Well you have to be careful because comments you intend as a joke can sometimes be interpreted as serious by others. If you decline to enter future song threads I might post, that's your choice. See ya