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StackTime · 07-12-2019, 09:37 AM

"You want to get things started again?" Dick Hansen

"Don't you worry, I'll warm you up." Ohio prostitute killer

"It's got to be salad if you're looking that good." One-time Tina Jefferson suspect

TheCars1986 · 07-12-2019, 12:03 PM

"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

dynoguy88 · 07-12-2019, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by StackTime

"It's got to be salad if you're looking that good." One-time Tina Jefferson suspect

justins5256 · 07-12-2019, 01:08 PM

Our psychic centers are about to become one...

Yusuke · 07-12-2019, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCars1986

"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

"Baby, I'm going to enjoy you like you're a large steak."

"Please do! I'm cooked medium rare!"

Todd Mueller · 07-12-2019, 03:18 PM

“Want to have lunch with me?”
“No, sorry, Perm.”
“Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this bologna and cheese sandwich all by myself.”

My second favorite is the guy who was driving down the road with the sign in the window that said “WANT TO F***? PULL OVER”. Smooth... real smooth.

bell83 · 07-12-2019, 04:09 PM

"You're bein' bad, again!" ��

UMfan77 · 07-12-2019, 11:17 PM

"I'm going to grow you the biggest tomato!"

That one cracks me up!

WishfulDreamer · 07-12-2019, 11:23 PM

"Coffee. Pie. And how about I take you for a whirl?"

This one might just be my all-time favorite and I was ecstatic it hadn't already been posted

DALLASTEXAN!! · 07-13-2019, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by justins5256

Our psychic centers are about to become one...

This one gets my vote.

It also makes me question my sanity because I can’t help but laugh like a schoolboy when I think about that particular quote. Beyond that, I find nothing funny about the Alexander Olive segment.

DALLASTEXAN!! · 07-13-2019, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Todd Mueller

“Want to have lunch with me?”
“No, sorry, Perm.”
“Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this bologna and cheese sandwich all by myself.”

My second favorite is the guy who was driving down the road with the sign in the window that said “WANT TO F***? PULL OVER”. Smooth... real smooth.

So big perm failed in that Bologna sandwich date, but obviously he got someone else to fall under his spell and was killed by a jealous husband.

As for the other that is so bad, but funny. I think that is Edward Wayne Beverly from the Ethel Kidd segment. One similar to that is the unsolved murder of Alicia Reynolds where the killer offered mechanic help to his victims.

I’ll go with Marie Hilley who hooked that dude John Homan not once, but twice. First there is the epic RS line where he says she advertises herself as rich and close to death. Then she gets him again with the twin sister lie.

StackTime · 07-13-2019, 11:26 PM

A drunken, fat Kenneth Engie: "I'm taking you home tonight."

I'm sure that one worked a lot.

crystaldawn · 07-14-2019, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by justins5256

Our psychic centers are about to become one...

You beat me to it...

unsolved88 · 07-14-2019, 06:01 PM

“Wanna see my ice pick?”

sdb4884 · 07-15-2019, 08:54 AM

I'm taking you home tonight! - Kenneth Engie

It must be recess in heaven - Troy Carlton

07-12-2019, 09:37 AM	#1
StackTime Here's the kicker Frank Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 17, 2008 Location: For heaven's sake don't buy these coins Posts: 248	Best seduction/pickup lines "You want to get things started again?" Dick Hansen "Don't you worry, I'll warm you up." Ohio prostitute killer "It's got to be salad if you're looking that good." One-time Tina Jefferson suspect

07-12-2019, 04:09 PM	#7
bell83 You're in high school again. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2006 Posts: 1,033	"You're bein' bad, again!" ��
	__________________ Acid is groovy...kill the pigs.

07-12-2019, 12:03 PM	#2
TheCars1986 #VLSKMS Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 22, 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,606	"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

07-12-2019, 01:08 PM	#4
justins5256 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 3,866	Our psychic centers are about to become one...

07-12-2019, 03:18 PM	#6
Todd Mueller Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Posts: 1,626	“Want to have lunch with me?” “No, sorry, Perm.” “Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this bologna and cheese sandwich all by myself.” My second favorite is the guy who was driving down the road with the sign in the window that said “WANT TO F***? PULL OVER”. Smooth... real smooth.

07-12-2019, 11:17 PM	#8
UMfan77 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 28, 2003 Posts: 1,064	"I'm going to grow you the biggest tomato!" That one cracks me up!

07-12-2019, 11:23 PM	#9
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	"Coffee. Pie. And how about I take you for a whirl?" This one might just be my all-time favorite and I was ecstatic it hadn't already been posted

07-13-2019, 11:26 PM	#12
StackTime Here's the kicker Frank Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 17, 2008 Location: For heaven's sake don't buy these coins Posts: 248	A drunken, fat Kenneth Engie: "I'm taking you home tonight." I'm sure that one worked a lot.

07-14-2019, 06:01 PM	#14
unsolved88 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 16, 2006 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 514	“Wanna see my ice pick?”

07-15-2019, 08:54 AM	#15
sdb4884 UM Meme Guy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 01, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 1,234	I'm taking you home tonight! - Kenneth Engie It must be recess in heaven - Troy Carlton