The Kramdens and Norton’s return home from their trip to Atlantic City:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens & Nortons arrive back at 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ralph: "That was a great trip, wasn't it?"

Ed: "You can say that again Ralph-ie boy."

Alice: "I just wished you two would have not drank so much beer and spent so much times at the slot machines."

Trixie: "Yeah, you two I think spent just as much time on the slot machines than you did on the beach."

Ed: "How about the time that Ralph won $400 only to lose it seconds later."

Ralph (elbows Ed): "Did you have to mention that Norton?"

Alice: "My mother had a field day when she heard that story."

Ralph: "Yes, she was lucky that I didn't throw her out of the casino bodily."

Alice: "What about when we were on the beach and Ralph used I think two bottles of sun tan for one day."

Ralph: "I have a lot of trouble putting on sun tan."

Ed: "Doesn't help the fact that people thought you looked like a beached whale."

Ralph: "Oooooooh, you're a riot Norton. A real riot."

Trixie: "Too bad that Trump's old casino doesn't exist anymore. I would love to see the inside of it."

Ralph: "So would Trump for old time's sake."

Alice: "But I think that we can agree that Atlantic City is a wonderful place."

Ralph: "Second only to Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

(They all sing a song about how wonderful Atlantic City is.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)