A Honeymooners Father's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens and Nortons go outside to meet up with Alice's parents outside in Atlantic City. Ralph looks less than pleased.)

Alice: "Ralph, I want you to be on your best behavior. I know that you and my mother don't have the best relationship."

Ralph: "That is putting it mildly Alice. I do have to give credit to your father. To raise four kids while not working requires a lot of talent."

Alice: "Ralph, I don't want you saying that."

Ed: "Don't worry Alice. Ralph, will be his jolly huge self. Look at him. He is bursting with joy."

Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"

(Alice's parents come by.)

Alice's Dad: "Hello everyone."

Alice's Mom: "Hello everyone."

Alice: "Happy Father's Day Dad!"

Alice's Mom: "Ralph, I hope you don't pass out while we are walking all over town."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"

Trixie: "What place should we see first?"

Ed: "How about the Atlantic City sewers?"

(Ralph elbows Ed slightly in the stomach.)

Alice's Dad: "I got an idea. Let's go."

(They all leave.)

(Later on at dinner, Ralph is now all happy.)

Alice's Dad: "Greatest Dad's Day ever."

Ralph: "I'm glad you agree. This day makes me and Norton wish that we were fathers."

Alice's Mom: "Glad to see you all happy Ralph."

Ralph: "I would be regardless of all the wine I drank. Hahahahaha!"

Alice's Mom: "You put away a lot."

Ed: "I wish I was a father so I can teach my son all about the sewer."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "This was a great Father's Day."

Alice's Dad: "I agree."

(They all sing a song about how great a Father's Day this was.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach Father's Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)