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Ohio8 · 06-01-2019, 04:02 PM

Perry: "I contacted Rod Serling. He really is a friend of mine."

Ohio8 · 06-01-2019, 04:04 PM

Patrolman: "We're looking for a young lady. Attractive, blonde hair, five feet six, about 24."
Paul: "With a description like that, I wouldn't mind meeting her myself."

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-02-2019, 08:48 AM

Hamilton Burger: Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!

Ohio8 · 06-02-2019, 12:04 PM

Paul: (to Perry) "Just you wait, buddy. Your time will come."

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-02-2019, 01:38 PM

Judge: If Mr. Mason's crawling out on a limb, let's give him a chance to saw it off.

AB · 06-02-2019, 05:51 PM

Della Street: "What do you know about art?'
Paul Drake: "Me? I don't even know what I'd like."

MA · 06-05-2019, 08:39 AM

Hamilton Burger:
Well, Perry... is business really as bad as that? I mean, chickens and rats and dogs and cats? Or did I detect an undercurrent here of something else?

Perry Mason:
There are always undercurrents where large sums of money are involved, Hamilton. In this case, let's just hope that nobody gets drowned.

Ohio8 · 06-16-2019, 02:14 PM

Perry: "The way to break glass, Ruben, is to wrap your hands first."

Deborah Dearborn: "You mean they think they already know who did it."
Paul: "Yes. (turns to Deborah) You."

Deborah: "What else is important to a woman?"

MA · 06-17-2019, 08:29 AM

Perry Mason:
Why didn't you like Royce, Mr. West?

Jim West:
The theater is something very special to me, Mr. Mason. It's been my family, my home; everything I've ever wanted. When I'm inside a theater, I'm in a church. When I see a great play, I hear angels singing. When I see great performances, I'm walking the streets of Heaven. Those streets are very clean and beautiful, Mr. Mason. They should be kept that way.

Perry Mason:
I repeat - why didn't you like Ernest Royce?

Jim West:
He was a litterbug.

Ohio8 · 06-28-2019, 11:40 PM

Perry: "Honest men don't deceive each other."

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 10:07 PM

Jerry Ormond: (to Perry)"You're makin' that all up."

MA · 08-23-2019, 03:12 PM

Perry Mason:
Two pawn tickets- one she hides in the label of a mink coat, the other ticket stays in her purse where anybody might find it. It's inconsistent.

Paul Drake:
She's a woman.

Perry Mason:
Nah, that's no excuse.

Ohio8 · 08-23-2019, 09:24 PM

Perry: "I'd rather depend on evidence. It's safer and much more sure."

Ohio8 · 08-23-2019, 09:25 PM

Hamilton: "These questions are incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial."

Ohio8 · 08-23-2019, 09:27 PM

Perry: "I'm not the police, I'm your lawyer. I want the truth."

06-01-2019, 04:02 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Quotes Perry: "I contacted Rod Serling. He really is a friend of mine."
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06-05-2019, 08:39 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Hamilton Burger: Well, Perry... is business really as bad as that? I mean, chickens and rats and dogs and cats? Or did I detect an undercurrent here of something else? Perry Mason: There are always undercurrents where large sums of money are involved, Hamilton. In this case, let's just hope that nobody gets drowned.
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06-16-2019, 02:14 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Perry: "The way to break glass, Ruben, is to wrap your hands first." Deborah Dearborn: "You mean they think they already know who did it." Paul: "Yes. (turns to Deborah) You." Deborah: "What else is important to a woman?"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 06-28-2019 at 11:42 PM.

06-01-2019, 04:04 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Patrolman: "We're looking for a young lady. Attractive, blonde hair, five feet six, about 24." Paul: "With a description like that, I wouldn't mind meeting her myself."

06-02-2019, 08:48 AM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,569	Hamilton Burger: Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!

06-02-2019, 12:04 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Paul: (to Perry) "Just you wait, buddy. Your time will come."

06-02-2019, 01:38 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,569	Judge: If Mr. Mason's crawling out on a limb, let's give him a chance to saw it off.

06-02-2019, 05:51 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Della Street: "What do you know about art?' Paul Drake: "Me? I don't even know what I'd like."

06-17-2019, 08:29 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Perry Mason: Why didn't you like Royce, Mr. West? Jim West: The theater is something very special to me, Mr. Mason. It's been my family, my home; everything I've ever wanted. When I'm inside a theater, I'm in a church. When I see a great play, I hear angels singing. When I see great performances, I'm walking the streets of Heaven. Those streets are very clean and beautiful, Mr. Mason. They should be kept that way. Perry Mason: I repeat - why didn't you like Ernest Royce? Jim West: He was a litterbug.

06-28-2019, 11:40 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Perry: "Honest men don't deceive each other."

08-19-2019, 10:07 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Jerry Ormond: (to Perry)"You're makin' that all up."

08-23-2019, 03:12 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Perry Mason: Two pawn tickets- one she hides in the label of a mink coat, the other ticket stays in her purse where anybody might find it. It's inconsistent. Paul Drake: She's a woman. Perry Mason: Nah, that's no excuse.

08-23-2019, 09:24 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Perry: "I'd rather depend on evidence. It's safer and much more sure."

08-23-2019, 09:25 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Hamilton: "These questions are incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial."

08-23-2019, 09:27 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Perry: "I'm not the police, I'm your lawyer. I want the truth."