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Ohio8 · 05-15-2019, 05:56 PM

Kelly: "If I were you, I'd fire your travel agent."

MA · 05-16-2019, 06:57 AM

Kelly: You do lead an exciting life Jill.
Jill: Where would I have been without you?

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 10:03 PM

Kris: (to Tiffany)"I hate to say this, but you look like you just saw a ghost."
Tiffany: "I feel like I have."

MA · 08-23-2019, 06:07 AM

Sabrina: Okay we’re late, what are we going to tell Doyle?
Jim: Ah, we’ll tell him we stopped at a motel, he’ll understand that.
Sabrina: Hey, how was I?
Jim: Terrific, terrific.

Ohio8 · 09-17-2019, 05:46 PM

Bosley: "They who play, pay."

MA · 09-21-2019, 06:37 AM

Mark: I run the casino up the street.
Sabrina: Oh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?

Ohio8 · 10-19-2019, 06:23 PM

Kelly: ""Just swim in the water, Jill; don't drink it."

Jim: "Good. She'll spread the word faster than Western Union."

Kelly: "I hate unfinished business."

Ohio8 · 11-06-2019, 06:26 PM

Jill: "35. I'll never go faster that 35 as long as I live."

Kelly: "Now that was a performance."

AB · 11-06-2019, 06:46 PM

Kelly: "Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?"
Kris: "Just my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises."

Ohio8 · 11-10-2019, 12:14 PM

Kelly: "You can't please everyone."

MA · 12-02-2019, 06:51 AM

Kelly: What do you think we should do now?
Bosley: I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.

Ohio8 · 01-06-2020, 11:31 PM

Julie: "Terrific. The Hell's Angels go Hawaiin."

MA · 01-07-2020, 12:08 PM

Bosley: Wait a minute, are you saying they are suspects?
Kelly: I’m saying they might give us some kind of handle on this. The trick is to question them so they won’t realise they’re being questioned.
Bosley: Ah-hah I see. What we need is a sharp eye and a deft clever tongue.
Kelly: That would be wonderful Bosley, but meanwhile see what you can find out without blowing it.

AB · 07-10-2020, 03:18 PM

(Talking to Charlie on speaker phone)

Jill Munroe: "Come on, be a pal. I can't tell you how many hours I've spent lying in bed trying to put a face... and a body on that voice."

AB · 07-10-2020, 03:23 PM

Jill Munroe: "It's a nice room. Isn't it?"
Sabrina Duncan: "It's not bad. A little overdone."
Jill Munroe: "It's not bad actually, kind of early American nothing."

05-15-2019, 05:56 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Quotes Kelly: "If I were you, I'd fire your travel agent."
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05-16-2019, 06:57 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Kelly: You do lead an exciting life Jill. Jill: Where would I have been without you?
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07-10-2020, 03:23 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jill Munroe: "It's a nice room. Isn't it?" Sabrina Duncan: "It's not bad. A little overdone." Jill Munroe: "It's not bad actually, kind of early American nothing." Attached Images

08-19-2019, 10:03 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Kris: (to Tiffany)"I hate to say this, but you look like you just saw a ghost." Tiffany: "I feel like I have."

08-23-2019, 06:07 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Sabrina: Okay we’re late, what are we going to tell Doyle? Jim: Ah, we’ll tell him we stopped at a motel, he’ll understand that. Sabrina: Hey, how was I? Jim: Terrific, terrific.

09-17-2019, 05:46 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Bosley: "They who play, pay."

09-21-2019, 06:37 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Mark: I run the casino up the street. Sabrina: Oh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?

10-19-2019, 06:23 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Kelly: ""Just swim in the water, Jill; don't drink it." Jim: "Good. She'll spread the word faster than Western Union." Kelly: "I hate unfinished business."

11-06-2019, 06:26 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Jill: "35. I'll never go faster that 35 as long as I live." Kelly: "Now that was a performance."

11-06-2019, 06:46 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Kelly: "Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?" Kris: "Just my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises."

11-10-2019, 12:14 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Kelly: "You can't please everyone."

12-02-2019, 06:51 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Kelly: What do you think we should do now? Bosley: I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.

01-06-2020, 11:31 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Julie: "Terrific. The Hell's Angels go Hawaiin."

01-07-2020, 12:08 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Bosley: Wait a minute, are you saying they are suspects? Kelly: I’m saying they might give us some kind of handle on this. The trick is to question them so they won’t realise they’re being questioned. Bosley: Ah-hah I see. What we need is a sharp eye and a deft clever tongue. Kelly: That would be wonderful Bosley, but meanwhile see what you can find out without blowing it.

07-10-2020, 03:18 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	(Talking to Charlie on speaker phone) Jill Munroe: "Come on, be a pal. I can't tell you how many hours I've spent lying in bed trying to put a face... and a body on that voice."