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(The Philadelphia 76ers beat the Brooklyn Nets 112-108.)
(Ralph is sitting down at the Kramden kitchen table. He is upset.) Ralph (to himself): “Those Nets blew it.” (Ed comes down all sad. He blows his nose.) Ed: “It was a dark, dark day Ralph.” Ralph: “You are telling me Norton. Those Nets lost by 4 points. What a heartbreaker.” Ed: “So true Ralph. I was crying so much that you can fill up the NYC sewers.” Ralph: “How could the Nets do this? They are on the verge of losing the series.” Ed: “They can still come back. Maybe with their backs up against the wall, they will win.” Ralph: “Yeah. They will just have to run the table. I did a lot of that playing pool games in which I was in a seven game series and lost the first three games.” Ed: “If you ran the table, you and the table would collapse.” Ralph (yells): “GEEET OUT! GEET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!” (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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