Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 3)

[Frank Gannucci]

The Philadelphia 76ers beat the Brooklyn Nets 131-115.)

(Ralph & Ed are on the subway coming home.)

Ed: “What a bad game Ralph. The Nets got beat by Philly.”

Ralph: “Yes. I so don't want to see that Joe Fenstablau’s face tomorrow.”

Ed: “That poor misguided soul.”

Ralph: “I want the Nets to beat the Orlando Magic in the playoffs. Now that the Heat didn’t qualify, that would be a dream matchup. They would be five hours away from that sun and fun capital of the World: Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: “The Nets in their spare rime visiting Disney World. I know I would be in Heaven being there with Mickey. I would like to be in the sewers underneath Main Street USA.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “Well, we can say that there is no team like the Nets.”

Ed: “Except for the Lakers. LeBron James. I feel bad for him. He should be better than Michael Jordan. The Lakers would beat the Nets in the Finals just like in 2002.”

(Camera cuts to the subway stopping at a stop.)

Ed (from inside, yells): “RALPH, THIS IS NOT OUR STOP.”

Ralph (from inside, yells): “GEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed does. Subway takes off.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)