Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 2)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Philadelphia 76ers beat the Brooklyn Nets 145-123.)

(Ralph is moping while sitting at the kitchen table.)

(Ed comes.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph? What a bad game. 145 pernts. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."

Ralph: "Lousy game Norton. I so wanted the Nets to own the 76ers."

Ed: "Me too. Philadelphia did not show brotherly love."

Ralph: "Those Nets will show the 76ers who's boss. I can feel it."

Ed: "Didn't you say that the Nets got lucky to be in the playoffs?"

Ralph: "Ummmmmm....I didn't say that Norton. I have always had faith in the Nets and Knicks from day 1. I know that the Nets will make the Finals and win it this year."

Ed: "Word came from the candy store a while ago that they have knocked down the odds to 500-1."

Ralph: "500 to 1 that the Nets will lose."

Ed: "No, they are betting that you will be majorly upset that the Nets will lose their chance in the playoffs."

(Ralph slams his hand on the table in frustration.)

Ed: "Don't despair Ralph. The Nets will win the NBA title."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton."

Ed: "I know they will. There is a great chance that they will lose their chance to be NBA champs this year but will be champs next year."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Crowd cheers as Jackie comes on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)