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Rockapella722 · 06-11-2002, 11:45 PM

Post it here! Make sure you include who said it in case people wanna look for it somewhere and download it!

"I am El Nino. All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of who who don't 'habla Espanol,' El Nino is Spanish for... 'The Nino.'" - Chris Farley

80sTrivia · 06-12-2002, 08:29 AM

"Well, isn't that special?" and "Who made you do it? Was it SATAN, perhaps?" - The Church Lady (Dana Carvey)

"I am Hanz."
"And I am Franz."
"And we are here to Pump You Up!"
Hanz and Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon)

TJL · 06-12-2002, 08:38 AM

"Jane, you ignorant slut..." - Dan Ackroyd, weekend update.

also, on the subject of weekend update,

"That's the news and I am outta here...." - Dennis Miller

JT · 06-12-2002, 11:13 AM

Jane, you ignorant slut...
(Jane IS NOT an ignorant slut)

DJM77 · 06-12-2002, 05:26 PM

"Moooooovve!"
- Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon)

"I'm Brian Fellows!"
-Brian Fellows (Tracy Morgan)

"I'm 50! 50 years old!"
-Sally O'mally (Molly Shannon)

Central Perk · 06-13-2002, 04:05 PM

It was something like this: Martha Stewart was accused of being mentally insane by Star Magazine last week, she denied it, and then spent 15 hours trying to make the perfect sandwich.

Janice · 06-13-2002, 05:38 PM

"Never Mind"
Emily Latila (Gilda Rader)

"But, Noooooooooo"
(John Belushi)

"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Coke, no Pepsi"
(John Belushi)

"It's noogie time"
Tod (Billy Murray)

"It's better to look good than to feel good, and you know who you are darling."
(Billy Crystal, spoofing Fernando Lamaz)

"I'm Barbara WaWa Walters."
(Gilda Radner, spoofing Barbara Walters)

"We're just a couple of wild and crazy guys"
(Dan Ackroyd and Steve Martin)

"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not"
(Chevy Chase)

"I live in a van down by the river...etc"
(Chris Farley)...forget the character's name...Matt ??

"Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my armpits and smell them" Ugh, lol
Mary Catherine ??? (Molly Shannon)

Anything from the Gap *girls*.

LIVE, from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

Jimbo · 06-13-2002, 06:30 PM

"Wow!...that's great bass!"
(Dan Ackroyd, demonstrating the "Bass-O-Matic")

"We are......two wild and crazy guys!"
(Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd as the Festrunk(?) brothers)

"It just goes to show ya....it's always something!"
(Gilda Radner as Roseanne Rosannadanna)

Kitt · 06-13-2002, 06:50 PM

Don'tchu hate it when that happens?

This one is actually from the Blues Brother's movie but I can't resist adding it: "Were on a mssion from God."- Akroyd

Kitt · 06-13-2002, 06:51 PM

Woops

Swimfan85 · 06-13-2002, 08:30 PM

SIMMA DOWN NAW!

Lynn · 06-14-2002, 12:22 AM

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me" - Stuart Smalley (Al Franken)

"I'm a little verklempt. Talk amoungst yourselves. I'll give you a topic" (Mike Myers)

"Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya!" (I don't remember who said this one)

Kitt · 06-14-2002, 12:28 AM

Uh...yah.... yah, that's the ticket!

Janice · 06-14-2002, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittflynn
Uh...yah.... yah, that's the ticket!

LOL, that would be Jon Lovitz aka The Liar.
The song about Tounces, the driving cat, was a gutsplitter too--and anything about androgynous Pat.
How about...Making copies...copyrama...etc.
I forget, who played this office nutcase?

JoPol_wannabe · 06-14-2002, 01:44 AM

Well isn't that special- Churh Lady
And I live in a van down by the river- Matt Foley
That's so funny I forgot to laugh- Lisa Loobner
Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie!
Well, that's different...never mind.- Miss Fertally
It's always something- Roseanna Rosanna Danna
Wrong! You can't leave all the doors are locked from the outside- Mclachlan Group
SCHWING!!- Waynes World

06-11-2002, 11:45 PM	#1
Rockapella722 .B.A.D.G.E.R. .G.I.R.L. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2001 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 1,489	Favorite SNL Quote... Post it here! Make sure you include who said it in case people wanna look for it somewhere and download it! "I am El Nino. All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of who who don't 'habla Espanol,' El Nino is Spanish for... 'The Nino.'" - Chris Farley
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06-12-2002, 08:29 AM	#2
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06-12-2002, 08:38 AM	#3
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06-12-2002, 05:26 PM	#5
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06-13-2002, 04:05 PM	#6
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	It was something like this: Martha Stewart was accused of being mentally insane by Star Magazine last week, she denied it, and then spent 15 hours trying to make the perfect sandwich.
	Last edited by Central Perk; 06-13-2002 at 06:10 PM.

06-12-2002, 11:13 AM	#4
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Jane, you ignorant slut... (Jane IS NOT an ignorant slut)

06-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#7
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	"Never Mind" Emily Latila (Gilda Rader) "But, Noooooooooo" (John Belushi) "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Coke, no Pepsi" (John Belushi) "It's noogie time" Tod (Billy Murray) "It's better to look good than to feel good, and you know who you are darling." (Billy Crystal, spoofing Fernando Lamaz) "I'm Barbara WaWa Walters." (Gilda Radner, spoofing Barbara Walters) "We're just a couple of wild and crazy guys" (Dan Ackroyd and Steve Martin) "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not" (Chevy Chase) "I live in a van down by the river...etc" (Chris Farley)...forget the character's name...Matt ?? "Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my armpits and smell them" Ugh, lol Mary Catherine ??? (Molly Shannon) Anything from the Gap girls. LIVE, from New York, it's Saturday Night!!
	Last edited by Janice; 06-13-2002 at 05:47 PM.

06-13-2002, 06:30 PM	#8
Jimbo Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2001 Location: United States of America-One Nation UNDER GOD! Posts: 471	"Wow!...that's great bass!" (Dan Ackroyd, demonstrating the "Bass-O-Matic") "We are......two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd as the Festrunk(?) brothers) "It just goes to show ya....it's always something!" (Gilda Radner as Roseanne Rosannadanna)

06-13-2002, 06:50 PM	#9
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	Don'tchu hate it when that happens? This one is actually from the Blues Brother's movie but I can't resist adding it: "Were on a mssion from God."- Akroyd

06-13-2002, 06:51 PM	#10
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	Woops
	Last edited by Kitt; 06-14-2002 at 11:03 PM.

06-13-2002, 08:30 PM	#11
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	SIMMA DOWN NAW!

06-14-2002, 12:22 AM	#12
Lynn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 07, 2001 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 744	"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me" - Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) "I'm a little verklempt. Talk amoungst yourselves. I'll give you a topic" (Mike Myers) "Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya!" (I don't remember who said this one)

06-14-2002, 12:28 AM	#13
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	Uh...yah.... yah, that's the ticket!

06-14-2002, 01:44 AM	#15
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Well isn't that special- Churh Lady And I live in a van down by the river- Matt Foley That's so funny I forgot to laugh- Lisa Loobner Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie! Well, that's different...never mind.- Miss Fertally It's always something- Roseanna Rosanna Danna Wrong! You can't leave all the doors are locked from the outside- Mclachlan Group SCHWING!!- Waynes World