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Ags2000 · 06-10-2002, 11:57 PM

Y'all, contrary to popular belief (Karli) and despite the fact that the above named person held a memorial for the cow, THE COW DID NOT DIE!

Yes I hit the cow, NOT head on. I grazed it as I came around the corner. After I grazed it, the cow moved off the road and I continued on my way (after stoppping to check for damage) I continued on my way with a new dent in my car.

Enough said okay??? And Jenny, I WAS SOBER AT THE TIME!!!

D

ISmellFine · 06-11-2002, 12:18 AM

...cow abuser.

moofomoo · 06-11-2002, 12:30 AM

I don't know if I can forgive that cow abuse...

Ags2000 · 06-11-2002, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by moofomoo
I don't know if I can forgive that cow abuse...

I DIDN'T ABUSE THE FREAKING COW!

It was an accident y'all. Stuff like that sometimes happens out in the country. I mean, it's not like I ran over the fence and went into the pasture and ran the cow down. The cow got out of the fence and WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! I did good to ONLY graze the cow coming around the curve like that.

D

#1_Nancy_McKeon · 06-11-2002, 12:57 AM

Yeah, don't worry about it. My dad was coming around a corner on the freeway and ran over some guys' legs... He had got into a motorcycle accident and was just lying in the middle of the freeway at like 3 in the morning my dad came around and ran his legs over, and then called the police. At least it was only his legs!

Ok- done with my sharing. haha

ks · 06-11-2002, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Ags2000

It was an accident y'all. Stuff like that sometimes happens out in the country. I mean, it's not like I ran over the fence and went into the pasture and ran the cow down. The cow got out of the fence and WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! I did good to ONLY graze the cow coming around the curve like that.

D

You're telling me. I was driving down the forelane a few weeks ago and three cows just crossed the road. They came from the pasture to my right and they crossed the road in a single file line. Of course, I didn't hit any of them

Also, I was on some back country road today and all the sudden the pick up truck in front of me stops and I about rearend him. I'm yelling 'why in the crud did you stop?' and the elderly gentleman explains there were two turtles crossing the road and he needed to move them to safety. I was lucky I didn't rearend him and that the car behind me didn't rearend me. Funny thing is, things like that happen on a regular basis...I'm used to it by now. Of course I've never actually hit any animal...

...Poor cow

ks

*Marilyn Monroe* · 06-11-2002, 02:10 AM

Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!

Kay Scarpetta · 06-11-2002, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!

Well good day to you too, Kayla.

Kay Scarpetta · 06-11-2002, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by Maura Tierney
...cow abuser.

*nods head* Moo

Ags2000 · 06-11-2002, 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

*nods head* Moo

Hey Karli, remind me never to tell you anything like this again

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FOLrocks1 · 06-11-2002, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!

LOL. True!

ks · 06-11-2002, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!

Cows have feelings too! ...Don't they?

ks

ISmellFine · 06-11-2002, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!

Moo.

moofomoo · 06-11-2002, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by ks
Cows have feelings too! ...Don't they?
ks

Yesh they do.

Oh and for the record, y'all...I'm only foolin with ya.

Sarcasm when it comes to the cows, people! k?

moo. *nods*

Kay Scarpetta · 06-11-2002, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by ks
Cows have feelings too! ...Don't they?

*nods* Moo

06-10-2002, 11:57 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	I want to set the the record strait here... Y'all, contrary to popular belief (Karli) and despite the fact that the above named person held a memorial for the cow, THE COW DID NOT DIE! Yes I hit the cow, NOT head on. I grazed it as I came around the corner. After I grazed it, the cow moved off the road and I continued on my way (after stoppping to check for damage) I continued on my way with a new dent in my car. Enough said okay??? And Jenny, I WAS SOBER AT THE TIME!!! D
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06-11-2002, 12:18 AM	#2
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06-11-2002, 12:30 AM	#3
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06-11-2002, 02:10 AM	#7
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	Oh well...it was a cow. Get over it! lol I understand some peoples' obsessions with these things, but geez!
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06-11-2002, 12:57 AM	#5
#1_Nancy_McKeon The One and Only Senior Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Location: USA Posts: 2,656	Yeah, don't worry about it. My dad was coming around a corner on the freeway and ran over some guys' legs... He had got into a motorcycle accident and was just lying in the middle of the freeway at like 3 in the morning my dad came around and ran his legs over, and then called the police. At least it was only his legs! Ok- done with my sharing. haha