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OH Nuts! · 03-04-2019, 11:25 AM

Gracie to the audience watching the show: In this ep, I’m going to “gaslight” George and the gang by ACTUALLY making sense!

stevea · 03-07-2019, 11:50 AM

Harry, to Blanche: Let's go ask Gracie what she thinks about this.

OH Nuts! · 03-07-2019, 11:46 PM

Harry to Blanche: I’m going to buy you a great big $20,000 mink coat, Sweetie Pie!

stevea · 03-08-2019, 12:05 AM

Blanche, to Harry: You're such a sweet, loving husband. Come on, let's go upstairs.

Harry, to Blanche: By all means, call your brother and have him come down for an extended visit. I love him like he was my own brother!

Ronnie, to Gracie: I really need your help with my college homework.

George, to Gracie: I have to tell you, Gracie--I watch you hatch your schemes on my TV in the den.

OH Nuts! · 03-08-2019, 01:05 AM

Ronnie: I’m giving up girls and I’m going to become a monk!

stevea · 03-08-2019, 09:34 AM

Blanche's brother, Roger: I want to be totally honest with you, George.

OH Nuts! · 03-08-2019, 09:46 AM

Harry to Gracie: You are SO clearand un-confused Gracie. It’s a piece of cake to follow and predict your logic!

stevea · 03-08-2019, 09:52 AM

Harry Von Zell: George, I was in on the latest caper with Gracie. So I willingly resign.

OH Nuts! · 03-08-2019, 09:56 AM

George to audience: I am not going to FIRE Harry In this next scene; I’m gonna give him a big fat raise!

stevea · 03-08-2019, 10:03 AM

George to audience: I'm giving up cigar smoking. Now, a few more corny jokes, and on with the show!

PracTz · 06-09-2019, 06:44 PM

George: I don't know what kind of tobacco was in that last cigar but ,after smoking it, Gracie makes perfect sense!

OH Nuts! · 06-10-2019, 10:51 AM

Gracie: To the audience: We’re gonna do role reversal in this episode. I’ll smoke the cigars and George will do the daffy logic.

stevea · 06-11-2019, 05:50 PM

George (in his den): I'm turning off my TV. I don't wanna hear what Gracie's gonna do next.

stevea · 12-12-2019, 06:24 PM

Harry Morton, to Blanche: Your cooking is wonderful!

03-04-2019, 11:25 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things you’d NEVER hear on Burns & Allen Gracie to the audience watching the show: In this ep, I’m going to “gaslight” George and the gang by ACTUALLY making sense!

03-07-2019, 11:50 AM	#2
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Harry, to Blanche: Let's go ask Gracie what she thinks about this.

03-07-2019, 11:46 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Harry to Blanche: I’m going to buy you a great big $20,000 mink coat, Sweetie Pie!

03-08-2019, 12:05 AM	#4
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Blanche, to Harry: You're such a sweet, loving husband. Come on, let's go upstairs. Harry, to Blanche: By all means, call your brother and have him come down for an extended visit. I love him like he was my own brother! Ronnie, to Gracie: I really need your help with my college homework. George, to Gracie: I have to tell you, Gracie--I watch you hatch your schemes on my TV in the den.

03-08-2019, 01:05 AM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ronnie: I’m giving up girls and I’m going to become a monk!

03-08-2019, 09:34 AM	#6
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Blanche's brother, Roger: I want to be totally honest with you, George.

03-08-2019, 09:46 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Harry to Gracie: You are SO clearand un-confused Gracie. It’s a piece of cake to follow and predict your logic!

03-08-2019, 09:52 AM	#8
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Harry Von Zell: George, I was in on the latest caper with Gracie. So I willingly resign.

03-08-2019, 09:56 AM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George to audience: I am not going to FIRE Harry In this next scene; I’m gonna give him a big fat raise!

03-08-2019, 10:03 AM	#10
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	George to audience: I'm giving up cigar smoking. Now, a few more corny jokes, and on with the show!

06-09-2019, 06:44 PM	#11
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	George: I don't know what kind of tobacco was in that last cigar but ,after smoking it, Gracie makes perfect sense!

06-10-2019, 10:51 AM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gracie: To the audience: We’re gonna do role reversal in this episode. I’ll smoke the cigars and George will do the daffy logic.

06-11-2019, 05:50 PM	#13
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	George (in his den): I'm turning off my TV. I don't wanna hear what Gracie's gonna do next.

12-12-2019, 06:24 PM	#14
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Harry Morton, to Blanche: Your cooking is wonderful!