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Ohio8 · 02-17-2019, 05:19 PM

Capt. Ed Hocken: "Okay, boys. Run her in."

Edison · 02-18-2019, 02:07 AM

Mrs. Twice: “Please go away. I don’t want to answer any more of your questions.”
Det. Frank Drebin:

Edison · 02-19-2019, 12:58 AM

Det. Frank Drebin: Cigarette ?
Sally Decker: Yes, I know.

MA · 02-19-2019, 04:22 PM

Mimi Du Jour: Is this some kind of bust?

Frank: Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Ohio8 · 03-18-2019, 07:52 PM

Ed; "All right, Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies."
Eddie Casales: "Okay."
Ed, Eddie Casales, Det. Frank Drebin: (looking at the camera)"You did go to the movies!"

MA · 12-31-2019, 08:02 PM

Sally Decker:
Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
He's the teller, Frank.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Jim Fell's the teller?

Sally Decker:
No, Jim Johnson.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Who's Jim Fell?

Capt. Ed Hocken:
He's the auditor, Frank.

Sally Decker:
He had the flu, so Jim [pauses] filled in.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Phil who?

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Phil Din. He's the night watchman.

Sally Decker:
[crying] If only Phil had been here!

02-17-2019, 05:19 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	"Police Squad!" Quotes Capt. Ed Hocken: "Okay, boys. Run her in." Attached Images
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02-18-2019, 02:07 AM	#2
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Mrs. Twice: “Please go away. I don’t want to answer any more of your questions.” Det. Frank Drebin: Attached Images

02-19-2019, 12:58 AM	#3
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Det. Frank Drebin: Cigarette ? Sally Decker: Yes, I know. Attached Images

02-19-2019, 04:22 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Mimi Du Jour: Is this some kind of bust? Frank: Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.
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03-18-2019, 07:52 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Ed; "All right, Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies." Eddie Casales: "Okay." Ed, Eddie Casales, Det. Frank Drebin: (looking at the camera)"You did go to the movies!"

12-31-2019, 08:02 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Sally Decker: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell. Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the teller, Frank. Det. Frank Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller? Sally Decker: No, Jim Johnson. Det. Frank Drebin: Who's Jim Fell? Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the auditor, Frank. Sally Decker: He had the flu, so Jim [pauses] filled in. Det. Frank Drebin: Phil who? Capt. Ed Hocken: Phil Din. He's the night watchman. Sally Decker: [crying] If only Phil had been here!