Things You’d Never Hear On Green Acres - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

OH Nuts! · 02-09-2019, 01:39 PM

Oliver: Farming sucks! Lisa let’s head back to a Park Avenue where you’d rather be!

ThisLittlePiggy · 02-09-2019, 04:30 PM

Fred Ziffel: Of course we don't treat Arnold like our son! Good Grief! He's just a pig!

Bonniegirl · 02-09-2019, 04:35 PM

Oliver to Lisa " Your hotcakes are really delicious, you should sell the recipe to fine restaurants" !!

OH Nuts! · 02-09-2019, 04:37 PM

Mr. Haney to Oliver: I will not rip you off this time!

PhoenixAcres · 02-09-2019, 05:15 PM

Haney: This product is 100% legitimate
Oliver: I believe you! I'll take your entire stock!!

OH Nuts! · 02-09-2019, 05:21 PM

Oliver: Lisa your hotcakes are so fluffy and delicious. Can I have another stack please!

Bonniegirl · 02-09-2019, 06:53 PM

Fred Ziffel to Doris - "Doris don't cook supper tonight, let's go out to that new Sushi restaurant in town" !

OH Nuts! · 02-09-2019, 06:55 PM

Lisa: I’m so glad we moved from Park Avenue Oliver. Let’s go to a hoe-down in Pixley.

ThisLittlePiggy · 02-09-2019, 07:03 PM

Fred Ziffel: I don't own a pig farm. Are you nuts? I grow corn! Corn! Not pigs!

OH Nuts! · 02-10-2019, 01:27 AM

Monroe Brothers: we will never ever screw up an assignment again!

OH Nuts! · 02-10-2019, 01:27 AM

Mr. Haney to Oliver: I can not tell a lie. All my stuff is gennnn.....u.....wine JUNK!

ThisLittlePiggy · 02-10-2019, 07:17 PM

Doris to Fred: Honey, we really should have gotten a dog instead of a pig. What were we thinking?

PhoenixAcres · 02-10-2019, 10:41 PM

[Arnold walks in]

Lisa: Oh hello there Arnold! How is your day, darling?
Arnold: Been going alright.
Oliver: He spoke English??
Lisa: Well of course. What do you think he's been speaking all these years.

OH Nuts! · 02-10-2019, 11:43 PM

Monroe Brothers: we fixed the door perfectly! Nary a problem.

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-11-2019, 03:44 PM

Anybody: Who let that pig in the house!?

02-09-2019, 01:39 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You’d Never Hear On Green Acres Oliver: Farming sucks! Lisa let’s head back to a Park Avenue where you’d rather be!

02-10-2019, 01:27 AM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mr. Haney to Oliver: I can not tell a lie. All my stuff is gennnn.....u.....wine JUNK!
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 03-02-2019 at 01:40 PM.

02-09-2019, 04:30 PM	#2
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,417	Fred Ziffel: Of course we don't treat Arnold like our son! Good Grief! He's just a pig!

02-09-2019, 04:35 PM	#3
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,730	Oliver to Lisa " Your hotcakes are really delicious, you should sell the recipe to fine restaurants" !!

02-09-2019, 04:37 PM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mr. Haney to Oliver: I will not rip you off this time!

02-09-2019, 05:15 PM	#5
PhoenixAcres Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 26, 2016 Location: United States Posts: 6,824	Haney: This product is 100% legitimate Oliver: I believe you! I'll take your entire stock!!

02-09-2019, 05:21 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Oliver: Lisa your hotcakes are so fluffy and delicious. Can I have another stack please!

02-09-2019, 06:53 PM	#7
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,730	Fred Ziffel to Doris - "Doris don't cook supper tonight, let's go out to that new Sushi restaurant in town" !

02-09-2019, 06:55 PM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Lisa: I’m so glad we moved from Park Avenue Oliver. Let’s go to a hoe-down in Pixley.

02-09-2019, 07:03 PM	#9
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,417	Fred Ziffel: I don't own a pig farm. Are you nuts? I grow corn! Corn! Not pigs!

02-10-2019, 07:17 PM	#12
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,417	Doris to Fred: Honey, we really should have gotten a dog instead of a pig. What were we thinking?

02-10-2019, 10:41 PM	#13
PhoenixAcres Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 26, 2016 Location: United States Posts: 6,824	[Arnold walks in] Lisa: Oh hello there Arnold! How is your day, darling? Arnold: Been going alright. Oliver: He spoke English?? Lisa: Well of course. What do you think he's been speaking all these years.

02-10-2019, 11:43 PM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Monroe Brothers: we fixed the door perfectly! Nary a problem.

06-11-2019, 03:44 PM	#15
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,417	Anybody: Who let that pig in the house!?