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MA · 02-01-2019, 06:17 AM

Pete Malloy: A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation.
Jim Reed: Yeah. Who was that?
Pete Malloy: Me!

Tankeryanker · 03-05-2019, 09:59 PM

Go Malloy

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-05-2019, 10:21 PM

Jim Reed: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.

MA · 03-08-2019, 10:32 AM

Pete Malloy:
It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.

Ohio8 · 01-26-2020, 04:16 PM

(Repeated line)
Police Dispatcher: "1 Adam-12, 1 Adam-12. (etc.)"

Ohio8 · 01-28-2020, 05:54 PM

Malloy: "That's a great way to spend three days off; painting."

Malloy: (to Penelope)"You're out of your league."

Malloy: (to Reed) "You're a regular ray of sunshine, aren't you?"

Reed: (to Malloy)"If this keeps up, you're liable to lose a few friends."

Malloy: (to Penelope)"That act of yours is as subtle as a neon sign."

Reed: "1 Adam-12, P.M. watch clear."

MA · 02-05-2020, 11:30 AM

Jim Reed:
15 years old. You'd think they'd have more sense.

Pete Malloy:
Not think, partner. You hope they'd have more sense.

Ohio8 · 03-12-2020, 07:55 PM

Malloy: "Wouldn't be Sunday without Louie."

Booking officer: "All right, Louie. Come on, come on, you've been through this before."

Malloy: "Louie wouldn't know himself."

Ohio8 · 03-12-2020, 07:58 PM

Malloy: "Well, at least it's nice to know there's one full set of brains in the crowd."

Tex: "I can't even rob a lousy liquor store right."

Reed: "You mean that you were robbed?"
Tex: "Picked cleaner than a Christmas goose."

MA · 03-13-2020, 10:18 AM

Jim Reed:
We knock ourselves out to do a good job, and now this.

Pete Malloy:
Well, maybe we should stencil it on our uniforms; Good Cops - Handle with Care.

Ohio8 · 04-10-2020, 08:50 PM

Sgt. MacDonald: "Snow White couldn't be cleaner."

Ohio8 · 04-10-2020, 08:51 PM

Reed: "That's what we're here for."

Malloy: "That's my partner."

MA · 04-11-2020, 06:58 AM

Officer Pete Malloy:
Charlie has welts and cuts all over her back and legs. She said 'Daddy did it'.

Ohio8 · 06-14-2020, 03:53 PM

Reed: "You're a real reactionary, Ed, you know that?"

MA · 06-19-2020, 02:11 PM

REED: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.

Malloy: "We have to come back here again."

Reed: "Yeah, they had good food."

Malloy: "Good food we can get anywhere, they had cute waitresses."

02-01-2019, 06:17 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Quotes Pete Malloy: A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation. Jim Reed: Yeah. Who was that? Pete Malloy: Me!
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01-26-2020, 04:16 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	(Repeated line) Police Dispatcher: "1 Adam-12, 1 Adam-12. (etc.)"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-28-2020, 05:54 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Malloy: "That's a great way to spend three days off; painting." Malloy: (to Penelope)"You're out of your league." Malloy: (to Reed) "You're a regular ray of sunshine, aren't you?" Reed: (to Malloy)"If this keeps up, you're liable to lose a few friends." Malloy: (to Penelope)"That act of yours is as subtle as a neon sign." Reed: "1 Adam-12, P.M. watch clear."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-06-2022 at 12:07 AM.

03-05-2019, 09:59 PM	#2
Tankeryanker Do you like my monkey picture? Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 22, 2014 Posts: 3,043	Go Malloy

03-05-2019, 10:21 PM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,538	Jim Reed: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.

03-08-2019, 10:32 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Pete Malloy: It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.

02-05-2020, 11:30 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Jim Reed: 15 years old. You'd think they'd have more sense. Pete Malloy: Not think, partner. You hope they'd have more sense.

03-12-2020, 07:55 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Malloy: "Wouldn't be Sunday without Louie." Booking officer: "All right, Louie. Come on, come on, you've been through this before." Malloy: "Louie wouldn't know himself."

03-12-2020, 07:58 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Malloy: "Well, at least it's nice to know there's one full set of brains in the crowd." Tex: "I can't even rob a lousy liquor store right." Reed: "You mean that you were robbed?" Tex: "Picked cleaner than a Christmas goose."

03-13-2020, 10:18 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Jim Reed: We knock ourselves out to do a good job, and now this. Pete Malloy: Well, maybe we should stencil it on our uniforms; Good Cops - Handle with Care.

04-10-2020, 08:50 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Sgt. MacDonald: "Snow White couldn't be cleaner."

04-10-2020, 08:51 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Reed: "That's what we're here for." Malloy: "That's my partner."

04-11-2020, 06:58 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Officer Pete Malloy: Charlie has welts and cuts all over her back and legs. She said 'Daddy did it'.

06-14-2020, 03:53 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Reed: "You're a real reactionary, Ed, you know that?"

06-19-2020, 02:11 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	REED: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique. Malloy: "We have to come back here again." Reed: "Yeah, they had good food." Malloy: "Good food we can get anywhere, they had cute waitresses."